Archie Annual Digest #33

In "Mop Up," Mr. Weatherbee’s strict deadline for returning overdue library books sends Riverdale High into a chaotic scramble—especially when the janitor’s freshly scrubbed floor turns every sprint into a slippery mishap. Jo and her classmates navigate the sticky situation with more slips than sense, all while trying to avoid the principal’s wrath.

In "Runner Up," Veronica fumes when she learns the boys and girls track teams are going on a picnic—without her—and quickly rallies the girlfriends of the boys track team in a spirited protest. Written by an unknown author and illustrated by an unknown artist, the story captures the playful rivalry and spirited camaraderie of Riverdale’s teens with a touch of classic 1978 humor.

In "Cuda Complex," Little Archie finds himself caught in a tropical twist of fate when a storm strands a ship near the Isle of Palms—just as Mad Madam Doom’s prophecy comes true. With a flat-headed henchman, a pizza-shaped surfboard, and a giant barracuda named Big Barry, Mad Doctor Doom launches a wild scheme to finally outwit his red-haired rival, all while Little Archie rides the waves and tries to stay one step ahead.

In "On the Move," Archie takes Betty and Veronica on a drive-in adventure to catch a double-feature of silent films, turning the classic outing into a hilariously noisy affair. Jughead, ever the scene-stealer, keeps the mood lively with his exaggerated sound effects—mostly from the back seat, where he’s busy eating.

In "Nightmare Nursery," the gang investigates an eerie old house haunted by a cursed teddy bear tied to a dark past. When Betty is drawn into its sinister influence, the friends must confront the chilling power of a toy that preys on fear and memory—before it's too late.

In "Summer Fun ... and Summer Not," prehistoric Veronica declares summer officially underway and rallies the gang—except for Jughead—toward the shore for a season of tanning and seaside fun, turning a simple beach trip into a surprisingly heated (and sun-drenched) adventure.

In "Storm Center," Miss Grundy puts Archie on the spot by coaching him in an American Indian rain dance for class—only his moves summon actual mini-storms that wreak havoc on the schoolyard and classrooms. With every step, the chaos grows, turning a simple assignment into a whirlwind of unexpected weather and laughter.

In "Stirring Up Trouble," Archie and Jughead take on the job of painting a sign for Mr. Holpzinsy’s store, only to turn the task into a comedic disaster. Their efforts to spell "grocery" correctly keep going awry, much to the store owner’s growing frustration—despite their repeated attempts to get it right.

In a delightfully absurd twist, Archie daydreams about the rubbery Jersey Bounce robbing the Riverdale Bank and outwitting Pureheart—only to have the hero return the stolen cash, only to be stymied when his check bounces. The whole caper unfolds in Archie’s mind as he waits in line, blending slapstick humor with a touch of superhero silliness.

In "Boys Will Be Boys!", Veronica takes Archie’s comment about her style personally and decides to prove she can fit right in with his world—especially when he invites her to a car race. With a mix of determination and a dash of mischief, she sets out to show him she’s just as down-to-earth as the rest of the gang, even if her look says otherwise.

In "Five Page Fooler," Archie finds himself the victim of a series of mistaken identities when strangers keep confusing him for a man named Clarence—only to punch him for it. When a look-alike named Perkin Warbeck shows up claiming the park bench as his own, the confusion deepens, leaving Archie questioning his own name.

In "Water Boy," Jughead’s ongoing misadventure with Veronica’s pool takes a new turn when he finally attempts a deliberate dive—only to hesitate at the edge, caught between impulse and the familiar dread of another soaked outing. The humor of the moment lies in his reluctant bravery and the quiet absurdity of his repeated, accidental dips.