In "If He Should Punch Me!", Peter Porker swings into action when a simple trip for Chinese food turns into a cross-country chase after being snatched by Paste Pot Peep and Baron Zebro. With Captain Americat on their tail and a rogue crew of villains gathering—including the Mad Stinker, the Ham-Droid, and the mysterious Mandaringtail—Peter must dodge a parade of absurd foes, all while Mary Jane contemplates a last-minute change of heart. Written by Steve Mellor and brought to life with vibrant energy by Joe Albelo, Pierre Fournier, Julianna Ferriter, and Janice Chiang, this collection launch delivers a wild, colorful adventure with a perfectly timed punchline. The cover by Joe Albelo captures the chaos in bold, playful detail.
Contains 35 stories
If He Should Punch Me!
19 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [Peter Porker]Captain AmericatHulk BunnyJ. Jonah JackalThe Gopher Gang (villain)Masked Marauder (villain)
Goose Rider
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Goose RiderChainsaw (villain)
The Mysterious Island of Ducktor Doom!
21 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-HamJ. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayDucktor DoomHenchducksKangaroosThe Fantastic Fur (flashback)
Of Buzzards and Bullfrogs
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-HamJ. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayMinkzy BylineRubert HedgehogBuzzardBullfrog
The Uncanny X-Bugs
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Professor X-BugMagsquitoMicro-Newts
The Town that Never Grew Up!
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-HamJ. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayOne-FeatherChief Sitting Duck
Iron-Mouse
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Iron-MouseNagneto
20,000-to-One Under the Sea!
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-HamJ. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayCynthia SnipeCaptain RenoLoreli Lemur
Big Snack Attack
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Croctor StrangeThe Rancid OneThe Breaded Boremamuu
The Old Goats at Home
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-HamJ. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayCharles Foster PuppThe Senior Simians
Tails of Arfgard
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
ThrrHerbdillOdarnLookySchmageggi
Salad Daze
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]Aunt May PorkerJ. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayDucktor Doom [Master Conniver]
Awful Flight
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Snow-YouseSummersquash [Walrus Lamebrainski]AromaTrinketHockeypuck
A Blitz in Time
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam Stray
Deerdevil, The Cloven-Hooved Mammal Without Fear
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Deerdevil [Batt Burdock]Froggy NelsonSanity Claws (villain)
Pigs Over Tokyo, or Kimono My House
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayRaymond BearJacques GooseteauMechano-Hog-ZillaCur-AsawaHog-zilla (villain)
Silver Squirrel
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Silver SquirrelThe Watchdog
Uncouth Sweet Tooth, or B.O. Go Home!
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayOrson WhalesMr. RhesusMr. CrawdadWoodchuck MorrisB.O.
The Asinine Torch vs. The Sub-Marsupial
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
The Asinine TorchThe Sub-MarsupialThe Weaselly Whizzard
The Lost Temple of the Golden Retriever!
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayThe Terrible Terriers [BostonBullWireAiredaleSkye]Winston Caribou
Prince Kaymar, The Sub-Merchandizer!!
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Prince KaymarMarkupJ. Hamilton Hampster
Dog Dame Afternoon
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayDragon-Lassy [Joan Collie]
Ant Ant
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Ant AntWaspbunnySandmanatee
Edam and Weep, or The Gouda, The Bad, and The Ugly
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StraySonny QuackerRicardo SlugThe Bee-YonderThe Kingpig
Fantastic Fur
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Fantastic Fur [Mooster FantasticThe Invisible GorillaThe Simian TorchBen Grizzly [The Thang]]Galactypus
Old McDonald's House of Horrors!
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayQuackulaThe Pinhead of CrimeOld McDonaldDr. ChickensteinMoooooooommy
Nick Furry, Agent of S.H.E.E.P.
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Nick FurryDodo DuganDeathsquawk
Heavy Mental Music!
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayJ. Jonah JackalOzzy OstrichThe Pawn Broker
Captain Americat
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Captain AmericatThe Grey Gopher
To Oink or Not To Oink, or The Days of Swine and Roses
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jonah JackalJ. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam StrayAunt May PorkerFlash TomcatLiz AlleycatAndy WarthogMick JaguarBruce SpringchickenCybill SheepdogWhoopie GoldfishMeryl PeepTruman CoyoteMel GibbonRebecca deMonkeyDinah SaurBarry ManiteeBarbara MandrillBuddy GhekoThe Hobgobbler
The Mighty Scavengers
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
PigeonSquawkeyeQuacksilverThe Scarlet PoochBlack PandaKangaroo the ConquerorUltrog
Porker Fried Rice, or Chung King of the Road
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]Mary Jane WaterbuffaloNick FurryDodo DuganCaptain AmericatDoc ClamsonIron MousePresident Raccoon (cameo)Paste Pot Peep (villain)Baron Zebro (villain)The Mad Stinker (villain)Ham-Droid (villain)Magsquito (villain)The Mandaringtail (villain)Doo Wop Doo (villain)
Croak & Badger
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
CroakBadgerThe Mad Stinker (villain)Ham-Droid (villain)
Pig Out!
17 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]J. Jeremiah JackalBunsen BunnyUpton Adam Straythe Fat CatsDucktor DoomDragon-Lassy
Secret Furs
5 pp · Humor, Anthropomorphic-Funny Animals, Superhero
The Bee-YonderBruce Bunny [The Hulkbunny]Iron MouseLuke CageCaptain AmericatThrrGoose RiderSpider-HamCollosso-BugKitty-BugOroro-BugWolverine-BugBee-DazzlerBen GrizzlyDucktor Doom (villain)Magsquito (villain)Looky (villain)Doctor Octopussycat (villain)Hate-Mongrel (villain)
