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Cover: Mark Fredrickson

Mad #503

May 2010 · EC · 5.99 USD
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In "The Fundalini Pages," Peter Kuper delivers two sharp, surreal strips that turn espionage into absurdist satire. The first follows the Black Spy, felled not by a bullet but by a sudden, deadly encounter with a piece of White modern art; the second sees the White Spy narrowly escaping death—only to be launched into traffic by a rogue motorized umbrella. With his signature blend of political edge and visual wit, Kuper crafts a world where danger hides in the most unexpected places, all rendered in his distinct, expressive style. The cover, by Mark Fredrickson, captures the issue’s off-kilter energy with a striking, surreal image.

Contains 16 stories
The Fundalini Pages
5 pp · Humor
Barack ObamaLady GagaTwisted ToasterSarah PalinGeico GeckoFloDennis HaysbertJake SullyMark McGwireBilly MaysGlenn BeckGarfieldConan O'BrienJay Leno
Tiger Cheat
1 pp · Satire-Parody
Tiger WoodsJon Gosselin
The Big Bomb Theory
4 pp · Satire-Parody
Albert EinsteinJohnny Galecki [as Leper Halfstudler]Kaley Cuoco [as Panty]Jim Parsons [as Shellshock]Kunal Nayyar [as Razzberry]Simon Helberg [as Howsad]

In this sharp satire from Mad #503, the familiar setup of "The Big Bang Theory" gets a wild twist as Shellshock hijacks the show with a chaotic experiment. Join the usual crew of nerdy scientists as their lives spiral into absurdity—no spoilers, just pure, over-the-top parody with a surprise twist.

The Tiger Woods Mistress Mini-Golf Fun Center
2 pp
Tiger WoodsElin WoodsGloria Allred
The Darker Side of The Lighter Side
3 pp · Humor
Dave Berg
Spy Vs. Spy
2 pp · Humor
Black SpyWhite Spy

In this deadpan gem from Mad #503, the eternal rivalry between the Black Spy and White Spy takes a surreal turn—first, the Black Spy is felled not by a trap, but by a rogue piece of White modern art; then, the White Spy narrowly avoids a different fate when a motorized umbrella sends him flying into the path of a passing bus.

The Rich Rewards of A Full-Time Career As A Convenience Store Clerk
2 pp · Humor
A MAD Look At Avatar
4 pp · Satire-Parody
Jake SullyColonel Miles QuaritchNeytiri
The 9 Reasons You Can't Get A Job
2 pp · Humor
7 Periods Closer To Death
1 pp · Humor

In "7 Periods Closer To Death," a boy’s wild sci-fi tale—full of exaggerated violence and outlandish plots—lands him in the school psychologist’s office, only to reveal he didn’t write it at all. The story’s absurdity and its origins in plagiarism make for a sharp, funny twist on academic honesty and imagination.

The 38 Worst Things About Late Night TV!
5 pp · Humor
Jon StewartConan O'BrienRoss The InternDavid LettermanJohn J. DohertyGeorge LopezAndy RichterJimmy KimmelUncle Frank PotenzaJay LenoJimmy FallonJohnny CarsonEd McMahonStephen ColbertBill O'ReillyBarack ObamaCraig Ferguson
MAD's Iron Man 2 Outtakes
2 pp · Humor
Iron Man [Tony Stark]Pepper PottsWhiplash [Ivan Vanko]Nick Fury
Stop The Spread Of Germs!
1 pp · Humor
The Strip Club
4 pp · Humor
The MAD Vault 1969
3 pp · Humor
Alfred E. NeumanBeetle BaileySargeant Orville P. SnorkleCaptain Sam Scabbard
Drawn-Out Dramas
0 pp · Humor

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Full credits

writer, artist, inker Peter Kuper
cover pencils, inks Mark Fredrickson

Reprints

↩ Reprints Mad #124 (1969), Mad #125 (1969), Mad #126 (1969), Mad #127 (1969), Mad #128 (1969), Mad #129 (1969), Mad #130 (1969), Mad #131 (1969)

Reprinted in Mad #1 (2011), Mad #2 (2011), Mad About Super Heroes #[nn] (2012), Mad #25 (2022), Mad #31 (2023), Mad #49 (2026)

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