Best of Archie Comics #1

Archie, ever eager to impress, boasts to Betty—new in town—that he can do anything. When she spots a tightrope walker needed at the weekend carnival, she confidently volunteers Archie, setting off a series of laughs.

Archie dreams up the perfect prom moment as he writes Veronica an invitation, only to discover Jughead accidentally mailed it—leading to a whirlwind of confusion when Veronica says yes. Now caught between two promises, Archie must figure out how to handle two dates at the same prom.

When Li'l Jinx’s parents need a babysitter for a movie night but can’t find anyone willing to take the job—thanks to her famously chaotic reputation—things take a turn when Jo steps in to help. With a mix of nerves and determination, Jo faces the challenge of keeping Li'l Jinx entertained… and out of trouble.

Archie takes the mic as the school’s P.A. DJ, spinning tunes from fellow students—but soon, his friends are offering bribes to get their songs played. With his new "no pay, no play" policy in full effect, even his dad steps in to settle the bill.

Archie’s convinced Spanish class is pointless—until a sudden accident brings a Spanish-speaking father to school, and only Archie can bridge the gap. With the boy’s life on the line, Archie must use his language skills in a real-world crisis he never saw coming.

In "The Long Walk," Betty convinces Little Archie to walk her home after school, but he’s determined to avoid the chore—so he takes her on his infamous shortcut through Spook Woods and the Hockomock Swamp, hoping she’ll turn back on her own. Meanwhile, three of Betty’s stuffed dolls—a goofy panda, a self-absorbed sea captain, and a know-it-all witch—watch her from the bedroom, whispering about her odd behavior and puzzling over what’s changed.

Sabrina the Teen-Age Witch is a spell-slinging high schooler juggling homework, crushes, and the occasional hex—because in her world, witches can’t cry, sink in water, and falling in love means losing their magic. This lighthearted, whimsical tale from Best of Archie Comics #1 (2016) dives into her daily chaos with charm and a dash of supernatural flair.

In "Measure Up," Archie sets out to fix his stereo cabinet but can't find a ruler—so he improvises, using the space between his hands as a makeshift measuring tool. With time running out, he dashes to the school shop, navigating a chaotic detour that includes a fall, an elevator ride, and an unexpected encounter with a tree, all while keeping his hand-measured length in mind.

In "Pussy Footing," Josie, Melody, and Valerie take the stage in their new Pussycats outfits for their first big concert—only to face a feline twist when Alexandra casts a spell that silences their voices and turns them into actual cats. The trio must find a way to reclaim their voices and save the show, all while navigating their new, very meow-able reality.

Archie and Reggie team up to plan the school dance, turning it into a high-stakes event with exclusive access and a steep ticket price—because apparently, the most chaotic pair in Riverdale knows how to run a proper party.

In "A Share of Happening," Archie imagines himself at the helm of Archie Enterprises, navigating a wildly merchandised universe where his friends and even publisher John Goldwater debate the next wave of tie-ins—from TV shows to restaurants and snack foods. It’s a delightfully absurd peek into a world where the Riverdale gang’s fame has gone fully corporate, all in a story that’s as playful as it is packed with classic Archie charm.

Archie stumbles into a strange streak of luck after borrowing a golfer’s lucky hat, but when the hat’s owner shows up, the real test begins—can he keep the good fortune without giving away the secret?

Betty and Veronica are quick to mock Miss Grundy’s lecture on women’s rights—until Mr. Weatherbee steps in to reveal the surprising history behind her past activism. As the girls hear about the real-life milestones Miss Grundy helped achieve, their skepticism begins to shift in unexpected ways.

In "Dare to Be Bare," Cheryl Blossom turns heads at the beach with a daring bikini and a bold move to go topless, leaving Betty and Veronica stunned. Meanwhile, her brother Jason nervously attempts to sneak a beer past the lifeguard, adding a touch of mischief to the sunny scene.

In "Fast and Loose," new girl Cheryl Blossom hits Riverdale with a confidence that rattles the usual romantic dynamics—especially when she makes her intentions clear to Archie and Reggie right away. Betty tries to keep things civil, but when Veronica catches Archie in a moment that looks suspicious, chaos ensues—until Jason Blossom arrives and sweeps her off her feet. Just as Archie’s in trouble, Jughead steps in with his trusty "magic pin," turning the tide in a way only he can.

In "Ace Place," Jo and the gang rally around Pop to save the Chok'lit Shoppe when dwindling crowds threaten to close it for good. With a mix of teenage energy and a dash of trend-savvy flair, they help Pop modernize the shop—just in time to see if the old favorite can win over a new generation.

In "Model Mania!", Archie and Reggie are captivated by a fashion spread in a magazine, prompting Betty and Veronica to take the poses of the models themselves—turning a casual read into a playful, photo-worthy challenge.

When a ski slope mishap leaves Archie with robotic limbs, he discovers his new mechanical body comes with surprising strength—and plenty of comic potential. With a mix of high-tech flair and classic Archie charm, this short tale explores the ups and downs of being a teen with a metal makeover.

When Reggie leaks the rumor that Archie received a mystery love letter, he sets off a hilarious chain reaction—telling Betty that Veronica wrote it, and Veronica that Betty did. The result? A full-blown, over-the-top rivalry between the two girls, each determined to win Archie’s heart, all while the prankster himself tries to stay out of the crossfire.

In "Lodge — A Complaint!", Mr. Lodge’s sudden takeover of every restaurant on Pop Tate’s block sets off a chain reaction in Riverdale. With Archie and Veronica pressured to make a token offer on the malt shop, old tensions bubble up at a high school reunion—especially when Midge and Moose both move on, and Moose shocks everyone by revealing his real name and announcing his run for mayor.

In a Riverdale buzzing with rumors after Archie and Betty’s breakup, Kevin and his friends rally behind a Homecoming King and Queen campaign meant to reunite them—only for Jughead to quietly throw a wrench into the plan. With secrets, schemes, and a whole lot of teenage tension, the school year takes an unexpected turn.

In "null," newly appointed Principal Stanger takes over Riverdale High with a bold first move: swapping the cafeteria's usual fare for bland, high-nutrition gruel. As students grumble and Jo watches with wary amusement, the school's routine begins to shift in ways no one expected.