Archie Milestones Jumbo Comics Digest #13

In "Bread and Batter," Jughead's latest culinary experiment— a two-foot-long hamburger—lands him in hot water when Pop kicks him out. But when a pair of hoodlums threaten the Chok'lit Shoppe, Jughead and Betty turn the oversized sandwich into an unlikely weapon, proving that even the most absurd creations can save the day. Pop, impressed by the results, officially names the sandwich the "Jughead Burgerino."

In "Two for Teenese," Archie shares a peculiar trick with Betty: Mr. Weatherbee’s secret language of persuasion, a clever way to get people to do what you want—without actually telling them to. It’s a playful peek into the principal’s surprisingly effective (and oddly specific) method of influence, all in the spirit of teen humor.

When Mr. Weatherbee demands that every student return their overdue library books by end of day, chaos ensues—especially when the janitor’s freshly mopped floor turns the library into a slippery minefield. Amid the frantic scramble, even the most careful students find themselves taking unexpected tumbles.

Jughead’s latest magic act has Riverdale buzzing—everyone’s convinced he’s made Archie vanish, even though Archie was never there to begin with. With a flourish and a few well-timed misdirections, Jughead turns the whole town into a guessing game, culminating in the ultimate illusion: making burgers disappear.

In "Foot Sore," Reggie can't stop bragging about his new shoes, but Jughead has a clever way of cutting through the hype—literally. When a spilled beaker of mysterious liquid from the chemistry lab lands right on Reggie’s prized footwear, his confidence takes a sudden, sticky turn.

In "After the Game," Archie and Reggie are desperate to win back Veronica’s favor after their missteps nearly cost Riverdale High the hockey championship—only now they’re worried she might be heading out with Jughead instead. The trio’s awkward post-game tension takes a funny turn as each tries to outdo the other in proving they’re the better date, all while keeping their cool in Riverdale’s latest social showdown.

Betty and Veronica turn Miss Grundy’s discarded vintage clothes into a hit at a nostalgia-themed party at the mansion, proving that style and second chances go hand in hand. With a mix of flair and friendship, they transform a rummage sale’s leftovers into something unforgettable.

In "The Mighty Jughead," Moose is sidelined with a snow-shoveling injury, leaving him unable to lend a hand with any heavy-lifting tasks. With Moose out of commission, Jughead steps in—armed with tools and a knack for clever solutions—to help the town get things done. Meanwhile, Reggie seizes the chance to charm Midge, turning Moose’s absence into a personal opportunity.

In "Odd Art," Veronica and Betty clash over a painting’s value, only for Betty to buy it for Veronica after a clever price adjustment—leaving Veronica stunned. When Mr. Lodge worries about Betty’s spending, she reveals the prank, but his attempt to turn the moment into charity sparks an unexpected twist.

When the Archies pitch their band to a music promoter who thinks their sound is old-fashioned, he reluctantly books them for a one-night "retro" show—only to be stunned when their vintage style wins over the crowd. "Band Aid!" is a fun, fast-paced slice of teen humor that captures the band's charm and the unexpected magic of nostalgia.

In "Crest-Fallen," Archie and his friends get a history assignment that turns their schoolyard pride into full-blown snobbery—until Miss Grundy drops a truth bomb that leaves them all rethinking their family trees. With a mix of humor and a wink at tradition, the story reveals that Betty’s lineage might just be the real deal.