Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest #267

In "Charity Begins at Home," Mary Andrews and Gladys Jones donate some of their kids’ belongings for a charity sale, only to find Archie and Jughead scheming to get their stuff back. With their usual mix of mischief and friendship, the boys navigate the chaos of the sale, testing just how far they’ll go to reclaim what’s theirs.

In "What's the Store," Archie finds himself stuck behind the counter at a quirky little shop, tasked with tossing sixty bottles of unsold asparagus prune juice. But when he spots a chance to turn a waste into a win, he’s quick to think on his feet—just in time to prove that even the strangest products can find their perfect customer.

In "Archie Presents: School Supplies That We Can Really Use," Jo and their friends navigate the daily grind of high school with a twist—every classroom essential comes with a surprise feature. From desks that adjust just out of the teacher’s sight to clocks that speed up at the most inconvenient moments, the usual school routine gets a hilariously inventive upgrade.

When the School Gyrls’ tour bus breaks down in Riverdale, the band and their reality show crew find themselves stranded—just as the town starts acting a little too weird. With Archie and his friends caught in the middle, what begins as a simple roadside detour quickly spirals into something far stranger than anyone expected.

Jughead’s got a new headgear gadget—a bean-bouncer—where a balloon bounces off his head with a satisfying thwack. When Archie and Reggie catch wind of the idea, they each see a chance to turn it into a prank, setting off a playful rivalry over who can outwit the other with a little head-based chaos.

In "Invasion," a tiny alien emissary from Asterosia lands on Earth to assess whether humanity is worth conquering—only to stumble into Archie’s latest matchmaking scheme. When Archie can’t find a date for Reggie, the alien’s unexpected size leads to a surprisingly perfect match, turning an intergalactic mission into an unlikely romance.