Archie #123

In "Invasion," a three-inch-tall alien woman from Asterosia lands on Earth to assess whether humanity is worth conquering—only to stumble into Archie’s latest matchmaking scheme. With Archie’s help, Reggie ends up on a date with a girl so tiny she fits in the palm of his hand.

In "String Along," Jughead’s latest obsession—collecting string—leads to a prank that spirals when he ties a length to Reggie’s belt, hoping Archie will follow him. What starts as a simple game quickly turns chaotic when Archie, clueless and trailing behind, finds himself pulled along by a dog that’s now attached to the other end.

In "Man's Best Fiend," Archie and Jughead stumble into a midnight encounter at a cemetery, where a vampire with a flair for the dramatic spirits them off to his hilltop castle. Despite his best spooky efforts, the undead host finds his usual tricks utterly ineffective against the duo’s unshakable, clueless charm.