Pep #392

In "Mind Over Matter," Archie and Jughead are tasked by Mr. Weatherbee with posting the new safety rules on the school bulletin boards, but Archie’s attention quickly drifts—distracted by cheerleaders and the usual chaos of Riverdale High. As the duo scrambles to remember which papers go where, the simple errand turns into a lighthearted test of focus and teamwork.

In "School Supplies That We Can Really Use," Jo stumbles upon a bizarre catalog of classroom gadgets designed to help students dodge homework, nap during class, and generally outsmart the system—each item more absurdly clever than the last. From desks that adjust to hide you from the teacher’s gaze to clocks that speed up just when you’re about to be called on, the list is a hilarious take on teenage ingenuity.