Archie Annual Digest #60

When Mr. Weatherbee’s Yakasaki Pigeon develops a flat tire, his bad back makes it impossible to push it to the gas station—so Archie steps in with a surprisingly heroic offer. But with the pigeon’s unique design and a few unexpected twists, what starts as a simple errand quickly spirals into something far more bizarre.

In a lighthearted moment at a snack bar near a soccer field, Reggie shows off his footwork in his uniform, boasting he can do anything with his feet—until Archie challenges him with a playful, pun-filled dare that turns the game into a laugh-out-loud moment.

In "Quint-trouble-ets," Jughead, Archie, Betty, Reggie, and Veronica form a singing quintet and decide they need matching uniforms—so they all choose to dress like Jughead. Mr. Weatherbee is utterly baffled by the sight, convinced he’s hallucinating, until he finally takes Jughead shopping to sort out the sartorial chaos.

In "Teenese," a playful chaos unfolds when Mr. Weatherbee is bonked on the head by a wayward ball, prompting him and Miss Grundy to attempt communication through the bafflingly roundabout language of Teenese. As they struggle to decode the cryptic phrases, the entire school becomes a stage for misunderstandings and comedic misfires.

When Josie's obvious crush on Alan M. pushes Alex to the edge, he fires the Pussycats' roadie in a huff—only to realize too late that means he’s now stuck hauling all their gear alone.

In "The Presentation," Archie shows off his trick coat during a magic demonstration—only for Mr. Lodge to accidentally snatch it, thinking it’s his own. What follows is a series of unexpected surprises as birds and rabbits burst from the coat during a high-stakes board meeting, turning Mr. Lodge’s presentation into an unforgettable spectacle.