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In "Label Fable," Archie finds himself caught in a sticky situation when Snapsy Soda Co. runs a contest offering free soda for photos customers love. After posing for a laughably awkward shot with one of Veronica's sweaters, Archie is horrified to see the photo plastered on a soda can—now he just has to keep it from her before she sees it.

Archie’s trying to squeeze in some homework during study hall when a surprise detour to the drama club throws his plans into chaos. With a series of increasingly absurd disguises, he’s determined to stay hidden and finish his work—without getting caught in the spotlight.

In "Runaway Ronnie," Veronica finds herself at odds with her parents after a late-night date with Archie and a fib about her whereabouts. Determined to reclaim her independence, she moves into a chaotic apartment with a college roommate and takes a job as a waitress—keeping her new life a secret from everyone, even her closest friends. When Betty uncovers the truth, she devises a clever plan to bridge the gap between Veronica and her father.

Archie tries to do his mom a favor by taking his old baby blanket to the cleaners, but a tiny prick on his thumb leads to an embarrassing moment when Betty and Veronica catch him holding the blanket and sucking his thumb. They’re shocked—Betty’s amused, but Veronica’s instantly unimpressed, convinced Archie’s regressing instead of growing up.

Archie’s latest outburst lands him in hot water with Mr. Lodge, who tries a bizarre experiment to curb his compulsive habits: a supposedly unbreakable vase. When Archie is told to smash it, the challenge becomes less about destruction and more about what happens when even the most stubborn impulse meets something that won’t give.

Archie tries to keep the peace by taking Betty, Veronica, and Cheryl to the prom, but his well-intentioned plan only fuels the rivalry between Veronica and Cheryl in this lighthearted, chaotic installment from the Archie 1000 Page Comics Bonanza.

When thieves hide a stolen Egyptian necklace in Veronica’s car, she stumbles upon it and soon finds herself convinced she’s the reincarnated queen of ancient Egypt—though whether it’s the jewel’s power or her own imagination driving the transformation remains unclear.

In "Count Up," Betty puts Archie to the test with a series of increasingly specific questions about kissing on dates, leading to a sweet, playful moment that leaves Archie both surprised and smiling. The story captures a lighthearted, relatable moment between two friends, with Betty’s casual "Who counts?" wrapping up the whole thing in perfect, unscripted charm.

In "Crowing Pains," Jughead Jones is handed a mysterious slip of paper leading to a secret initiation—only to find himself tangled in a series of mix-ups when Mr. Weatherbee steps in to deliver answer books meant for Miss Shapely. What starts as a simple errand spirals into a chaotic chain of mistaken identities, with the principal unwittingly catching the full brunt of a prank meant for Jughead.

In "Fair Exchange," Archie and Reggie find themselves in a friendly rivalry at the midway, each determined to win the most impressive prizes for the girls they're with—proving that charm and luck can be just as important as a winning streak.

Archie swings into the history prom dressed as Sir Archibald, only to doze off and plunge into a wild dream where he must rescue Lady Veronica from the Mad Monk—Mr. Weatherbee. Waking up dazed, he’s still convinced he’s in the fantasy, drawing his sword on the bewildered principal.

In "Archie for Class President!" from Archie 1000 Page Comics Bonanza, Archie’s accidental nomination at a school assembly spirals into a chaotic campaign when he tries to discourage votes—only to find his efforts backfire. With a mouth full of candy that distorts his voice into a dead ringer for Mr. Weatherbee, Archie’s awkward speech wins him the election in the most unexpected way.

In a future where humanity lives beneath the sea, a history lesson reveals how Archie and his friends—once ordinary teens—became legendary figures whose everyday choices shaped the survival of civilization. As Mr. Weatherbee’s descendant recounts their stories, the class learns just how much the past still echoes in the deep.

In "Never a Doubt," Reggie’s relentless campaign to sabotage Archie and Veronica’s relationship takes a wild turn when his elaborate schemes—false stories, fake telegrams, even disguises—fail utterly. Frustrated but undeterred, he finally shifts his focus to Betty, setting off a new chapter of chaos with no clear outcome in sight.

In "Archie's Choice," Archie stumbles upon Betty and Veronica posing in wedding gowns at a local boutique, leading him to panic that they’re marrying someone else. By the time he clears up the misunderstanding, Betty and Veronica are convinced he’s about to propose to one of them—leaving Archie scrambling to explain himself.

In "Late Date," Betty and Veronica catch Archie and Reggie plotting their evening outings—so they enlist their culinary skills to keep the boys close, one homemade meal at a time. With a mix of playful rivalry and sisterly teamwork, the girls turn the kitchen into their battlefield of affection, all while the boys remain blissfully unaware of the real plan.

In "Odor of the Day!", Jughead’s latest culinary experiment—hidden in a crock and left to ferment for three days—draws Reggie’s curiosity, who mistakes it for buried treasure. When he finally uncovers it, the results are anything but gold.

In a courtroom showdown that’s as sharp as it is silly, Veronica sues Betty for ruining her hair with a home perm, and the case is heard in the school’s Legal Affairs class—with Archie presiding as judge. The tension is real, the gossip is louder, and justice is served in the most Archie-adjacent way possible.

In "Color Commentary," Veronica tries a new lipstick shade, but Archie insists it's just the old one with a different name—prompting a playful showdown that leads him to enlist Dilton’s scientific expertise to settle the debate. With a mix of humor and high school flair, the story turns a simple beauty moment into a quirky, head-to-head challenge.

Veronica’s new blouse is the talk of Riverdale—except to her, whose skin it’s driving mad. She’s torn between hiding her discomfort and keeping up appearances, even as the label chafes with every move.

In "A Moving Experience," Jo faces a tough decision when she’s forced to transfer schools, leaving the editor spot on the paper open. Betty and Veronica both step up, each determined to prove they’re the best fit—though only one will earn the job by delivering the most compelling story.

In "Give Up?", Archie finds himself caught between two worlds when Betty and Veronica agree to date him on alternating weeks—only to discover that Betty’s sudden coolness is making him crave her more than ever. With emotions running high and feelings tangled, Archie must navigate a love triangle that’s as much about self-worth as it is about romance.

When a mysterious will from a late Riverdale alumnus offers five million dollars to the school—on the condition that they defeat rival Central High on the baseball field—Jo and the Riverdale team find themselves in an unexpected showdown with the odds stacked against them.

Archie ropes Reggie into visiting Debbie’s house under the pretense of learning “new moves,” unaware that Archie’s been secretly teaching her karate—leaving Reggie in for a surprise he never saw coming.

In "Speed Demon," Archie discovers a pair of magical shoes that turn him into a blur, eager to show off his newfound speed to everyone. But as he races through town, each person he passes urges him to slow down and appreciate the moment—leaving him to wonder if being fast is truly the best way to live.

In "Who Needs Archie," Betty and Veronica make a bold move after appearing on a cable TV dating advice show that tells them to ditch Archie—so they do. But when their decision goes viral, the sudden fame they never asked for quickly spirals out of control.

Archie’s handed a letter from Veronica to mail to Bill Golden in Australia, but after a series of comically disastrous mishaps, the note ends up there faster than expected—thanks to a chain reaction of chaos that defies logic.

Archie’s got a chance to up his writing game when Miss Grundy challenges him to craft a story with real character depth—by basing a fictional persona on someone he knows. With a mix of nerves and curiosity, he picks someone close, setting off a series of awkward, hilarious, and unexpectedly revealing moments.

In "Super-Smart Simian From Sumatra (or The Missing Link Was a Fink)," Archie heads to the airport to greet a scientist claiming his orangoutang is the missing link in human evolution—only for the primate to make a break for it, turning the search into a wild, wacky chase that upends everything.

Jo, a devoted Archies fan, turns her bedroom into a shrine dedicated to the band, complete with a carefully curated display of memorabilia—Archie’s boot, Jughead’s hat, and Reggie’s comb—each item a cherished relic from her favorite group.

When Veronica brings her avant-garde cousin Cari to Riverdale, the usual high school antics take a surreal turn. Betty and Veronica attend a gallery showing of Cari’s latest work, only to realize the art is far more personal—and pointed—than they expected.

In "Poise Will Be Poise," Veronica's admiration for men with poise sets off a playful chain of mishaps when Reggie and Betty attempt to sabotage her relationship with Archie by engineering a series of increasingly absurd accidents. The story unfolds with classic Archie charm, blending humor and teenage antics as the trio navigates the chaos of their own making.