Archie's TV Laugh-Out #63

Riverdale's football fortunes look bleak on this 1978 cover, where Archie in his number 35 jersey earnestly asks Coach Kleats what he can do to help the team win — only to receive the deadpan suggestion that he play for the other team instead. A cheerleader and a helmeted teammate look on as the scoreboard confirms Riverdale is well behind Central, and a tiny band scene featuring Sabrina adds a cheerful burst of energy at the top. It's the kind of warm, self-deprecating Archie humor that made TV Laugh-Out a reliable laugh every issue.