Tales from Riverdale Digest #6

When Principal Weatherbee unexpectedly resigns, the entire Riverdale High community braces for change—only to find that Mr. Bartlett, his replacement, is even more insufferable than the man he replaced. With the school descending into chaos, Archie, Jughead, and the gang must navigate a new era of absurdity, from Professor Flutesnoot’s bizarre lectures to Dilton’s increasingly wild experiments, all while trying to survive another day under Bartlett’s baffling leadership.

When the Riverdale High Booster Club stages a Halloween Haunted House, Reggie Mantle confidently claims he’s not afraid of anything—until Jughead Jones quietly points out that even he might be surprised. With Archie, Betty, Veronica, and Chuck all getting into the spooky spirit, and Miss Beazly keeping a watchful eye, the night promises more than just tricks and treats.

In a whimsical twist, Veronica Lodge finds herself stepping into the spotlight as a courtroom attorney in a dream sparked by her favorite show, "Ally McLaw." With her sharp wit and flair for drama, she navigates a bizarre legal case involving her friends—Ethel, Midge, Archie, Jughead, Betty, Moose, Geraldine, and Cheryl—while her mom, Hermione, watches from the sidelines.

In "Switch Witch," Jughead Jones finds himself caught in a spell that makes him adore only one girl—Samantha—leaving Archie Andrews and Reggie Mantle bewildered. When Reggie shows up, the witch decides Jughead needs to be neutralized, so he cleverly convinces her to turn him into a woman-hater instead.

Jughead Jones spins a wild tale that Archie Andrews has vanished, leaving Betty, Reggie, Veronica, and Pop Tate in stunned disbelief—until he pulls off his most baffling trick yet: making burgers disappear. With his usual mix of smug charm and culinary mischief, Jughead turns the diner into a stage for absurdity, leaving everyone wondering if he’s a magician or just the world’s most convincing prankster.