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Mad #70
☆ Be the first to review + Add to your collection — Join freeContains 19 stories
Alfred's Poor Almanac
Museum of Madison Avenue
In a Doctor's Office
More Efficient Snow Removal
Spy Vs. Spy
Celebrities' Wallets
Jerry LewisDean Martin
The Lighter Side of Entertaining
Six Comics in Search of a Punch Line
Henny YoungmanBill Dana [as Jose Jimenez]Bob NewhartShelley BermanSam LevinsonMilton Berle
Some Valentines We Rarely Get to See
Script Jimmie Hodges-Fitzgerald
A TV Scene We'd Like to See
Movies in Flight
Some Pages From a Satirist's Notebook
Spy Vs. Spy
Route 67
Martin Milner [as Ted Stools]George Maharias [as Bud Mudrock]Red Skelton [as Freddie the Freeloader]Mary Worth
The Telephone
Another Mad Peek Through the Microscope
Scenes We'd Like to See
The North American Veeblefetzer Corporation Annual Report
Nuclear Jitters
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Raw (VG) $7
CGC 9.8 · 2 in census $867*
CGC 9.6 · 1 in census $270*
CGC 9.4 · 4 in census $138*
CGC 9.2 · 2 in census $80
CGC 9.0 · 3 in census $55*
CGC 8.5 · 3 in census $37*
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Reprinted in Svenska Mad #5/1962 (1962), The Worst from MAD #6 (1963), Mad Follies #1 (1963), The Worst from MAD #7 (1964), More Trash from Mad #7 (1964), Boiling Mad #D3006 (1966), Howling Mad #D3268 (1967), The Ridiculously Expensive Mad #[nn] (1969), Mad #57 (1974), The Completely Mad Don Martin #[nn] (1974), Mad Special [Mad Super Special] #30 (1980), Mad's Greatest Artists: Don Martin #[nn] (2014), Mad's Greatest Writers: Frank Jacobs #[nn] (2015), Mad #25 (2022), Mad #41 (2025), Mad #45 (2025)
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