Archie #312
☆ Be the first to review + Add to your collection — Join freeIn "Vexation Situation," Archie heads over to Betty's claiming her stereo's acting up—though he’s more interested in impressing her than fixing anything. When Veronica calls Betty and hears Archie’s there, she’s furious, only to be teased by Betty’s mom, who spins the story as Archie “tinkering with her turntable.” The next day, Betty’s unapologetic praise of Archie’s “nice work” and their “beautiful music together” leaves Veronica fuming. Written by Frank Doyle and illustrated by Dan DeCarlo Jr., with cover art by Dan DeCarlo, this 1982 issue captures the classic Archie charm with a touch of playful jealousy.
In "Vexation Situation," Veronica’s attempt to talk to her dad about a new sportscar sets off a chain of awkward moments at the Lodge house. Mr. Lodge, convinced Archie will inevitably ruin things, grows increasingly tense—until the boy’s sudden departure, triggered by a well-meaning nudge from Veronica, finally puts him at ease. When the dust settles, Veronica’s joy at her father’s sudden openness leads to a surprising and heartfelt moment with Archie.
In a brief, quirky moment from Archie #312, Archie recounts how his uncle once fixed the bank's master computer by giving it a good kick—claiming a "pedal-induced shock wave" realigned the glitch. The story captures the lighthearted absurdity of teenage logic, with Archie’s friend reacting with amused disbelief.
In "Bruised Ego," Archie is stunned to see a mark on Veronica's neck—she claims it’s from a kiss by Reggie, which sends Archie into a whirlwind of jealousy. When he runs to Betty for comfort, she reveals her own neck bruise came from a champagne cork, leading Archie to joyfully kiss her—only to leave her with a new mark. The story unfolds with playful misunderstandings and a classic Archie twist, where a simple bruise becomes the center of a moment of mistaken romance.
In "The Tinker," Archie drops by Betty’s to fix her stereo, eager to impress—only to find Veronica already on the phone, fuming at the idea of him being there. Betty’s mom plays along, teasing Veronica with a playful twist on the situation, while the next day, Betty casually praises Archie’s work, leaving Veronica both baffled and irked.
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Reprinted in Archie #133 (1982), Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine #49 (1987), Betty and Veronica Comics Digest Magazine #24 (1987), Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine #50 (1987), Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest #29 (1992), Archie's Double Digest Magazine #58 (1992), The Jughead Jones Comics Digest #75 (1992), Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest #65 (1997), Best of Archie Americana #3 (2018)
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