Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #82

In a delightfully absurd twist, legendary villains Cobra Commander, Megatron, Skeletor, and Gargamel gather for a high-stakes game of Risk, trading wild tales from their pasts—Gargamel’s Smurf-induced high, Skeletor’s encounter with Mekaneck, and Megatron’s ominous threat to detonate the planet. When Cy-Kill unexpectedly shows up, the chaos escalates, leading to a bizarre prize for the millionth "Apocalypse Now" parody and a surreal moment when Azrael consumes Baron Karza and expels him as a living, breathing entity. Written by Pat McCallum, Tom Root, Zach Oat, Justin Aclin, Adam Patyk, Jon Gutierrez, Matt Senreich, and Doug Goldstein, this issue is a gonzo, offbeat celebration of pop culture’s most iconic antagonists—pure, unfiltered comic lunacy.