Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #55
Spider-Man stumbles into a magical mix-up when he receives a letter meant for Harry Potter, leading him to Hogwarts for a free room and board. There, he’s sorted into Gryffindor, tries Hulk-flavored beans, and surprises everyone in Potions class with his mixology skills—while Dormammu teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts and Huggy Bear drops in for a lesson on making meth. During a wild Quidditch match, a broom impales the Green Goblin, and Spider-Man uses it to take flight. Meanwhile, Harry’s fate remains grim, left to rot under the stairs.
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Spider-Man accidentally gets a letter intended for Harry Potter, and heads off to Hogwarts for the free room and board. He eats dinner and gets sorted into Gryffindor. He tries Hulk-flavored beans. The next day he goes to Potions class, where he teaches them mixology. Dormammu teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts and Huggy Bear teaches how to make meth. During a Quidditch match, a broom impales Green Goblin, and Spider-Man uses it to fly away. Elsewhere, Harry's corpse rots under the stairs.
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