Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #55

Spider-Man stumbles into a magical mix-up when he receives a letter meant for Harry Potter, leading him to Hogwarts for a free room and board. There, he’s sorted into Gryffindor, tries Hulk-flavored beans, and surprises everyone in Potions class with his mixology skills—while Dormammu teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts and Huggy Bear drops in for a lesson on making meth. During a wild Quidditch match, a broom impales the Green Goblin, and Spider-Man uses it to take flight. Meanwhile, Harry’s fate remains grim, left to rot under the stairs.