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Archie's Madhouse #9 cover
Cover: Bob White

Archie's Madhouse #9

Dec 1960 · Archie · 0.10 USD
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In "Guess Which One," Archie's Madhouse #9 delivers a classic gag strip with a playful twist: a series of illustrated punch lines to the setup "She was only an (fill in the blank)'s daughter," spotlighting the daughters of an umpire, tailor, inn-keeper, pitcher, cowboy, and cab driver. Written by George Gladir and brought to life with crisp, expressive art by Samm Schwartz—pencils, inks, and lettering all by the same hand—the issue showcases the artist’s signature style, while the cover by Bob White captures the humor with a bold, dynamic image.

Contains 19 stories
Guess Which One
1 pp · Humor
Veronica Lodge (host)
Lights! Camera! Action!
3 pp · Satire-Parody
Otto von Jughead [Jughead Jones]Elvis Rockmore (introduction)
Teen Tablets!
2 pp · Humor
Archie AndrewsVeronica LodgeGladys JonesJughead JonesPop TateMiss GrundyMoose MasonFred AndrewsMr. Lodge
The Family Album
2 pp · Humor
Archie AndrewsFred AndrewsMary Andrews
Fish Dish
1 pp · Humor
Jughead Jones
If Girls Played Football!
2 pp · Satire-Parody
Betty CooperVeronica LodgeMidge KlumpCoach KleatsArchie AndrewsMoose MasonJughead Jones
Moose's Words of Wis-Dumb!
2 pp · Humor
Moose Mason (host)
Madhouse Hall of Fame
1 pp · Humor
Archie Andrews (host)Ezra BaumgartnerTilly SverdlovskNorbert BlockbusterBrunhilda StromboliAnnette Nicaragua
Madhouse Stamps for Teens
2 pp · Humor, Teen
Archie Andrews (host)Reggie MantleVeronica LodgeMr. LodgeJughead JonesCoach KleatsBetty CooperGeraldine Grundy
Mad House Products
2 pp · Humor
Archie Andrews (host)Clyde Diddit (mentioned)

In "Mad House Products," Archie's Madhouse #9 (1960), a delightfully absurd lineup of useless inventions takes center stage—like hats with no tops, perfect for those who talk through their headwear, and a pocket-sized wrist compass designed for people who already walk in circles. The humor shines through clever, deadpan satire of consumer culture, all drawn in the classic, exaggerated style of the series.

Untitled Satire-Parody story
1 pp · Satire-Parody
If Television Went 100% Honest
2 pp · Satire-Parody
Archie Andrews (host)Jughead Jones
The Archie Way
2 pp · Humor
Archie AndrewsReggie MantleVeronica LodgePop Tate
Yes, My Darling Daughter
1 pp · Humor

In this classic one-page gag from *Archie's Madhouse #9*, a series of playful punch lines riff on the phrase "She was only an (fill in the blank)'s daughter," spotlighting the daughters of an umpire, tailor, inn-keeper, pitcher, cowboy, and cab driver. With quick, clever humor and lively art, the story turns a simple setup into a parade of absurdly specific and delightfully silly comebacks.

Ad Slogans in the Lives of Archie and the Gang
2 pp · Humor
Archie AndrewsReggie MantleJughead JonesMoose MasonCoach KleatsMiss GrundyBetty CooperVeronica LodgeMidge KlumpPop Tate
Moose's Grammer Lesson!
1 pp · Humor
Moose Mason
The Discovery of the Ice Cream Sundae
4 pp · Satire-Parody
Jughead Jones (host)Sam TuesdayClyde Diddit (mentioned)Ralph

In a prehistoric twist on dessert history, a curious caveman’s quest to perfect swiss cheese meets his neighbor’s accidental invention of ice cream—leading to a delicious discovery that changes snack time forever. This playful satire from Archie's Madhouse #9 (1960) turns ancient life into a sweet, silly showdown of culinary innovation.

Last Laff
1 pp · Humor
Jughead JonesMiss Grundy
Pun My Word
1 pp · Humor
Archie AndrewsMiss GrundyReggie MantleBetty CooperDilton DoileyJughead JonesMoose MasonMidge KlumpVeronica LodgeLeroy

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Raw (VG) $29
CGC 6.5 · 1 in census $148*
CGC 6.0 none in existence
CGC 5.5 none in existence
CGC 5.0 · 1 in census $104*
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Full credits

artist, inker, letterer Samm Schwartz
cover pencils Bob White

Reprints

↩ Reprints Archie's Madhouse #7 (1960)

Reprinted in Archie's Madhouse Annual #1 (1962), The Best of Archie's Madhouse #[nn] (2011)

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