Archie's Funhouse Double Digest #26

In "Spring Break," Betty, Veronica, and Jughead trade playful complaints about the relentless spring wind, riffing on classic sayings to capture its chaos—until a sudden gust sends Veronica tumbling into a surprisingly charming stranger.

In "The Dream," Ethel finds herself caught in a vivid, heartfelt fantasy where Jughead cheers her on from the sidelines during a girls' baseball game—only to wake up determined to turn that moment into reality. With a mix of quiet resolve and playful spirit, she sets out to bridge the gap between dream and day, all while navigating the familiar rhythms of Riverdale life.

In "Insult to Injury," Coach Kleats ramps up his worry over his players' safety, turning every casual activity—skiing, skateboarding, even just walking—into a potential injury risk. With his over-the-top caution, he’s determined to keep the team safe, no matter how silly the situation gets.

In "Boys Will Be Boys!", Ronnie takes Archie’s comment about her style personally and decides to prove she can fit in—especially when he invites her to a car race. With a mix of nerves and determination, she prepares to show off her own kind of cool, right in the middle of a high-speed showdown.

In "Moon, June, Ruin!", Archie’s latest attempt at songwriting sets off a whirlwind of teasing and speculation among his friends, who are all convinced he’s secretly writing about someone—though no one can agree on who. With puns flying and playful jabs at his musical ambitions, the real mystery isn’t the lyrics, but who’s really on his mind.