Archie's Double Digest Magazine #29

In "The Lover," Archie's well-intentioned (if misguided) advice sends Moose on a whirlwind romance spree, much to everyone's surprise—and confusion. As Moose suddenly finds himself the center of attention, Archie wonders if he’s set the whole town on fire, all while trying to keep his own plans with Midge from going up in smoke.

Archie and Reggie are unexpectedly thrust into the spotlight when they’re picked to represent Riverdale High at a national educational convention—only to accidentally board a plane with Veronica, who’s leading a whirlwind tour of Europe’s elite. What starts as a school trip quickly spirals into a chaotic, high-speed adventure across glamorous cities, where the boys find themselves far out of their depth among jet-setters and luxury.

Archie’s latest attempt to juggle two dates at once takes a hilariously frantic turn in "The Commuter," as he shuttles between Betty’s and Veronica’s houses in a desperate bid to maintain his double-date lie. With time running out and the distance between the two homes growing ever more absurd, Archie’s usual charm is put to the ultimate test—on foot.

When the Moonlings warn Cosmo and Orbi about the fearsome Gillywump haunting the Dark Side of the Moon, the Martian duo set out to investigate—only to discover the creature is just a lonely being with a terrible cold, making eerie "GRONK!" sounds. With the Moonlings now determined to find a cure on Earth, Professor Thmik and Astra launch a rescue mission in their rocket, racing to save Cosmo and Orbi before the lunar mystery turns even more absurd.

In "What Comes Natural," Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy find themselves in a classic classroom debate—this time, about whether boys naturally act immature or if it's the girls in school that bring out the worst in them. With their usual mix of dry wit and playful tension, the two educators take turns defending their sides, all while the rest of Riverdale’s students quietly (or not so quietly) take part in the chaos.

When a smug tennis pro mocks female players, Sabrina decides to use a little magic to even the score—though her potion may be more trouble than she bargained for. Written by an unknown author and illustrated by an unknown artist, "Potion Notion" delivers a lighthearted, spellbound twist on sports rivalry and teenage mischief.

Archie’s desperate, off-key calls for Veronica echo through Lodge Manor, sending delicate crystal chandeliers and vases trembling—much to Mr. Lodge’s growing dismay, as the sound seems to be shaking the very foundation of his expensive decor.

Archie tries to sell his trusty jalopy to save on repairs, but his friends have other plans—when they find out he’s letting it go, they rally to restore it in secret. Little do they know, Archie’s already sealed the deal with a buyer, and the car’s fate is already decided.

In "Ban the Blonde," the Pussycats hit a roadblock when their club gigs are threatened by a wave of female protest—thanks to Melody’s enviable figure turning male patrons into love-struck fans. With signs reading "Ban the Body" and "Restrict Melody's Movement" outside their home, Josie and Valerie spot a surprising solution: Alan M., whose charm seems to have the same magnetic effect on women that Melody has on men.

Jo and her friends are surprised when a mysterious warlock arrives at the Riverdale youth center, tethered to a new pool table. With the curse only breakable by defeating him in a game of pool, the teens must decide whether to take on the challenge—or risk being stuck with the oddball forever.

When Archie leaves for vacation, Mr. Lodge and Smithers seize the chance to relax—until paranoia sets in that he might come back at any moment, turning their peaceful moment into a frantic game of hiding chaos. Written by a team known for their playful tone, this six-page gem from *Archie's Double Digest Magazine #29* captures the classic fear of teenage mayhem with a laugh.

In "Roll 'Em," Veronica orchestrates a chaotic pie fight involving Archie, Jughead, and her father, turning the backyard into a whirlwind of flour and laughter—while Reggie quietly captures the madness on film for a school project.