Archie Comics #55

In "Very Kindly Yours," Betty and Veronica launch a "Be Kind to Teachers Week" with high hopes for a week of perfect behavior—only to watch as Reggie, Archie, and Jughead, ever the troublemakers, unravel the plan with their usual antics. Written by a team known for their sharp humor, the story captures the classic Archie charm with a lighthearted, mischievous twist.

In "Love Is Blind," Betty and Veronica tackle a messy house, only to find Archie arrives with eyes only for Veronica—despite Betty’s efforts to tidy up and win his attention. The story captures the classic teenage rivalry with a touch of humor, as Archie’s obliviousness keeps the focus firmly on Veronica, leaving Betty’s efforts unacknowledged.

In "The Principal of It!", Mr. Weatherbee faces off against Mr. Lodge when the P.T.A. debates raising teachers' salaries—Lodge insists schools should run like a business, sparking a challenge to prove it. With the school's daily operations on the line, Mr. Lodge takes over for a day, only to quickly realize just how much he’s in over his head.

In "Let's Face It," the girls put Jughead to the test as a makeup model during a beauty lesson, turning his usual stoic expression into a canvas of exaggerated stage artistry. The boys, convinced they’re about to witness a shocking transformation, burst in with exaggerated reactions—only to be met with the harmless, hilarious truth.

Archie swings by the Lodge house while Veronica’s away, dropping off a record and accidentally driving Mr. Lodge to distraction with a relentless playlist of his own choosing—each tune more absurd than the last, each choice a tiny rebellion against the man’s carefully ordered silence.