Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine #77

In a lighthearted slice of teenage life, Jughead finds himself caught in a dream where his love for pizza is thwarted by an empty wallet. Waking up, he discovers real cash in his pocket and dives back into a dream where the craving is finally satisfied—though just how he gets that pizza remains deliciously unclear.

Archie decides to play it cool around Veronica, determined to impress her with restraint—though Jughead, ever the realist, quietly bets he’ll end up doing exactly what he always does: making a fool of himself.

When Sabrina and Aunt Hilda try to use their magic to help the Riverdale High football team win, their well-intentioned spell goes hilariously off track—leaving the team, and the game, in a state of magical chaos. Written by an unknown author and illustrated by an unknown artist, this quirky 1991 tale captures the classic misadventures of Riverdale’s most spellbinding duo.

In "Rap Session," Archie’s attempt to save money backfires when his suggestion for a cheap date with Veronica sparks an unexpected uproar—her frustration quickly draws the ire of both Mr. Lodge and Smithers, turning a simple evening into an escalating clash of egos and expectations.