World of Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest #33

When Alexander Cabot III stumbles upon the secret notes from the girls’ sorority meetings, Josie, Melody, and Pepper scramble to retrieve the notebook before its contents go public. Josie and Pepper’s clumsy attempts only escalate the chaos, but Melody’s bold, no-nonsense strategy turns the tide in their favor.

When Alexander Cabot III gushes over Melody’s surprisingly bad painting, Pepper and Albert seize the chance to turn the tables—hijacking Melody’s artwork for an art show, hoping to expose her (and Alex) in the most hilariously awkward way possible.

Josie tries to help Alexander Cabot III with his homework, hoping to impress him—until Melody shows up and instantly steals his attention. With a single glance, Alex forgets all the help Josie gave him, handing over the answers she worked so hard to provide.

In "Shining Example," Archie Andrews takes on the unglamorous task of polishing doorknobs under Mr. Weatherbee’s strict supervision, only to find himself driven to distraction by five stubbornly unpolished ones scattered through Riverdale High. With Miss Grundy watching closely and the usual suspects—Veronica, Jughead, and Reggie—adding their own brand of chaos, Archie’s quest for a perfectly shiny knob becomes a surprisingly grueling test of patience.

When Archie Andrews misses football practice with a shoulder injury, Mr. Weatherbee suggests he earn some extra cash by selling hot dogs at the games—leading to a messy mix of snacks, school pride, and the usual antics between Archie, Betty, Veronica, and Dilton, all while the griddle sizzles under the pressure.

Archie lands a job at a movie multiplex just as he’s trying to juggle two dates at once—Veronica in one theater, Betty in another. With his dad, Fred, and mom, Mary, nearby, and Reggie, Jughead, and Mr. Chapman adding chaos to the mix, the evening quickly spirals into a whirlwind of popcorn, timing, and teenage misadventures.

In "If Comics Were Sponsored!", Archie Andrews finds himself kicked out of the Lodge mansion by Hiram Lodge—only to discover that every excuse, line of dialogue, and dramatic moment is interrupted by a product pitch. With Veronica watching from the sidelines, Archie’s usual teenage misadventures turn into a surreal, ad-filled odyssey where even his heartbreak comes with a commercial break.

Veronica convinces her father to buy a flashy new sports car to unwind, but when Mr. Lodge seeks Archie’s opinion on the model, things quickly spiral into chaos. With Archie’s input and Reggie’s meddling, the car becomes the center of a whirlwind of teenage antics, leaving Jughead, Moose, and even Hiram caught in the crossfire.

Archie’s questionable lunch choice lands him in trouble when he brings a bucket of moldy fried chicken to school, prompting Mr. Weatherbee to escalate the matter to Colonel Sturdley himself—only to find the fast-food founder’s reputation is more than a little… fried. Miss Beazley, ever the voice of reason, tries to keep the peace as the situation spirals toward a very messy showdown.