The Jughead Jones Comics Digest #81

Poor Archie — he's been stood up for a freezer full of junk food! This cover by Dan DeCarlo (pencils) and Alison Flood (inks) captures Jughead in peak form: a scheming grin on his face, phone in hand, telling Arch he's spending the evening with his "favorite ladies" — who turn out to be Mama Baloney's Frozen Pizza, Aunt Jenny's Frozen Waffles, Little Sue Snack Cakes, Mrs. Smith's Pies, and Mrs. Pall's Fish Cakes. In the background, a bewildered figure perches on a ledge reacting with a stunned "?!" — the perfect punctuation to Jughead's gloriously food-obsessed priorities in this 1993 digest packed with Riverdale fun.