Contains 156 stories
Bedtime Banter
1 pp · Humor
Randall Laffscandal
Randall Laffscandal, a man whose laughter thrives on others' misfortunes, finds his joke book flipped when a horse steps on his head—only to discover that maintaining a straight face might be the funniest thing of all.
Bedtime Bunk
2 pp · Humor
Frink Clinkslink
Frink Clinkslink’s life takes a bizarre turn when relentless dreams of feet drive him from job to job—until he moves to Goofinia to sell peanuts, only to discover the word “feet” there means “peanuts.” Just as he’s about to give up, a dream of peanuts saves the day.
How to Heat Frigid Feet
1 pp · Humor
Clyde Creep
In "How to Heat Frigid Feet," Clyde Creep, the ever-practical Kennel Keeper, offers a surprisingly unorthodox solution to cold feet—turning personal insults into a surprisingly effective heat source. With deadpan humor and a straight face, he demonstrates his method with the kind of absurd logic only a true oddball could love.
How to Cut Your Own Hair
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Kick a Person in the Teeth
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Stop Brooding if Your Ears Are Protruding
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Improve Your Posture
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get Out of Bed Gracefully
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat Soup Without Slurping
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Tweak a Beak [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Tweak a Beak
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Cure Flat Feet [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Cure Flat Feet
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sit on a Tack [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sit on a Tack
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Boot a Fly Off Your Snoot
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Contemplate the Back of Your Pate [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Contemplate the Back of Your Pate
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Mat Your Hair Down Flat [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Mat Your Hair Down Flat
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sharpen a Pencil [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sharpen a Pencil
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Go Soak Your Head [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Go Soak Your Head
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Fall on Your Face [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Fall on Your Face
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat Beans Without Soiling Your Jeans [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat Beans Without Soiling Your Jeans
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Laugh at a Bum Joke
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat Crackers in Bed
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Scratch Your Back [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Scratch Your Back
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep Your Sox Up [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep Your Sox Up
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Put a Wave in Your Hair [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Put a Wave in Your Hair
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat Spaghetti Without Getting Wetty [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat Spaghetti Without Getting Wetty
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Wear a Tight Collar [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Wear a Tight Collar
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Snore Without Being a Bore [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Snore Without Being a Bore
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get Your Beard Sheared [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get Your Beard Sheared
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Save Your Sox [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Save Your Sox
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How (Not) to Reel on a Banana Peel
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get a Stamp Damp [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get a Stamp Damp
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Peer at a Parade [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Peer at a Parade
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bedeck a Baren Bean [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bedeck a Baren Bean
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Extricate Your Upper Plate
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Double Your Bubble Gum Bubble
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get Clean Behind Your Bean [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get Clean Behind Your Bean
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Chomp Food Without Being Rude [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Chomp Food Without Being Rude
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Hold Your Hat on Your Head [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Hold Your Hat on Your Head
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sneeze Without a Breeze [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sneeze Without a Breeze
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Cross a Busy Street [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Cross a Busy Street
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sharpen Your Wits [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Sharpen Your Wits
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Cool Your Gruel [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Cool Your Gruel
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Belay Your Neck Array [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Belay Your Neck Array
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep a Cool Conk [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep a Cool Conk
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep a Chill from Your Bill [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep a Chill from Your Bill
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How Youse Should Break in Shoes [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How Youse Should Break in Shoes
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How To Elevate Your Pate [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How To Elevate Your Pate
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Lift Your Lid [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Lift Your Lid
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep Your Knees from Knocking [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep Your Knees from Knocking
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bow [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bow
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Look Happy Without Looking Sappy [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Look Happy Without Looking Sappy
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Count to a Large Amount [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Count to a Large Amount
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Open a Sticky Window [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Open a Sticky Window
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Raise Your Eyebrows [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Raise Your Eyebrows
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat in a Theater Seat [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Eat in a Theater Seat
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Hold Up Your Trousers [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Hold Up Your Trousers
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bite a Hot Dog Right [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bite a Hot Dog Right
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Be Particular and Sit Perpendicular [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Be Particular and Sit Perpendicular
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to See TV [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to See TV
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Clap Without Mishap [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Clap Without Mishap
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Care for Your Hair [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Care for Your Hair
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Grope for Bathtub Soap [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Grope for Bathtub Soap
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Make Your Head Comfortable in Bed [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Make Your Head Comfortable in Bed
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Press Your Pants [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Press Your Pants
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Unfetter a Sealed Letter [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Unfetter a Sealed Letter
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Stop Snoring [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Crack Open a Soft-Boiled Egg [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Block a Back Slapper's Sock [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Butter Your Bread [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Shine Your Shoes [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Shed Your Shirt [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Peer at People [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Keep a Straight Face [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Heat Frigid Feet [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Grin When It's Pain You're In [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Clean Your Carcass [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Trim Your Toenails [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Trim Your Eyebrows [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Brace a Weak Beak [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
How (Not) to Droop While Slurping Soup [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Trim Your Eyebrows [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Trim Your Tummy [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Clean Your Clackers [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Tell Twins Apart [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bite Your Fingernails [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Control Your Temper [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Pluck Your Eyebrows [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Tackle a Tough Steak [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Feed Your Face [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Pump a Person's Paw [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Tinker with Your Thinker [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Swill a Bitter Pill [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Quench Your Thoist Without Getting Moist [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get Nosy with a Posy [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Make Yourself Awake [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Bedeck Your Neck [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Cram for an Exam [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Squeeze a Lemon [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Dine Without a Whine [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
Simple Facts About How to Relax [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Put Style in a Poor Profile [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Be Polite to the Very Last Bite [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Hit the Ceiling [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Ring a Door Bell [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Get into the Public Eye [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk
How to Gulp Your Grub [Penciled Rough]
1 pp · Humor
Croucher K. Conk