Jughead #315

Jughead #315 brings the Riverdale gang's school play into delightfully chaotic territory, with the cover by Stan Goldberg capturing our hero's unmistakable priorities perfectly — while a girl dramatically recites "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou???" from the stage doorway, Jughead cheerfully points her toward the snack machines, already helping himself to the goods at the "Snackomat." A packed auditorium waits in the background, blissfully unaware that the real action is happening by the vending machines. George Gladir and Samm Schwartz bring their signature warmth to this 1981 gem, a fine reminder that for Jughead, food will always upstage Shakespeare.