Everything's Archie #83

On a sunny soccer field, Veronica — suited up as referee — throws her hands up in exasperation, calling out Betty for a very obvious rules violation: Betty has completely abandoned the match to wrap Archie in a big hug on the sideline, earning the speech-bubble scolding, "Betty! Soccer players are not supposed to USE THEIR HANDS!" Dan DeCarlo's cover art captures that perfectly timed Riverdale comedy — a crowded stadium in the background, a soccer ball sitting untouched on the grass, and Betty utterly unbothered by the call. Everything's Archie #83 is a cheerful slice of 1980 fun that proves matters of the heart will always outrank the rulebook.