Deadpool Classic #2

In "Operation: Fat Wacky Doctor's Game," Deadpool’s attempt to spy on Siryn takes a wild turn when he intercepts a ninja-led ambush on Weasel. Tracking his friend to a remote Nevada desert compound, Deadpool uncovers Taskmaster training a new generation of fighters—only to find Weasel considering a shocking offer. With his usual chaos and a severed finger in tow, Deadpool must outthink the master of mimicry before his buddy vanishes into the shadows.

In a story that blends Deadpool’s signature absurdity with a sudden, unsettling twist, the Merc with a Mouth tries to grow back his missing middle finger—only to be humiliated when he can’t. After Black Tom sends him a cruel reminder in the form of the glove from his severed hand, Deadpool teams up with Siryn to track down her villainous uncle, only to stumble upon Killebrew, the doctor who once helped create him.

In "Why Is It to Save Me, I Must Kill You," Deadpool must track down the Hulk to steal a blood sample that could finally cure his fractured mind and body—though the Hulk has no intention of playing along. With his trademark chaos and relentless wit, Deadpool takes on the green giant in a fight that’s as absurd as it is desperate, all in the name of survival.

In "The Doctor Is Skinned (or The End of Our First Story Arc)," Wade Wilson, finally free from his cursed condition, turns his sights on Killebrew—the doctor who once tortured him in the Weapon X program—only to find Siryn blocking his path. Meanwhile, T-Ray moves through the shadows, still hunting Deadpool with a vengeance, as the lines between past pain and present reckoning blur.

In "Man, Check Out the Head on That Chick!" from Deadpool Classic #2, Deadpool is hired to break into a psychiatric asylum—only to be immediately hired again to kill the same woman he’s supposed to free. With Weasel as his cover, Deadpool navigates the chaotic wards, facing off against Vamp, who transforms into Animus and throws his hormones into disarray. When he finally reaches the woman in question, the truth unfolds: she’s Typhoid Mary, and her fractured mind has split into two distinct personalities—each with their own deadly agenda.

In "Paradigm Lost," Zoe, a calculating executive for Landau, Luckman and Lake, takes a dangerous gamble to recruit a mercenary by infiltrating his world—posing as a streetwalker alongside his girlfriend, Vanessa. When Wade Wilson, a humorless and volatile mercenary, abruptly abandons Vanessa upon learning he has cancer, Zoe’s carefully laid plans begin to unravel.

In "Typhoid... It Ain't Just fer Cattle Any More (or Head Trips)," Deadpool brings his new companion, Typhoid Mary, to Hellhouse to meet the crew, where chaos unfolds when Weasel drops in and T-Ray humiliates Deadpool by burning off his mask—exposing his face to the whole gang. After Mary is kicked through a window, her repressed memories surge, sending her off to New York with a singular, urgent purpose.

In "Whomsoever Fights Monsters...", Deadpool and a reluctant Matt team up to stop Typhoid Mary, only for Matt to uncover a shocking past: Mary was the prostitute he once thought he'd killed—back when he was chasing the man who murdered his father. The revelation shakes him to the core, turning a mission into something far more personal.