Deadpool Classic #12

In "The Kids Are (Mostly) All Right," a young Wade Wilson throws a wrench into the Spring Dance between Xavier's Orphanage for Troubled Boys and Emma Frost's Orphanage for Troubled Girls—just as he's about to lose his chance to impress the mysterious Emma Frost. When expulsion looms, a very different Wade Wilson arrives to pull him into a mission that stretches beyond the school grounds and into the cosmos.

In "null," Deadpool pulls off a wild rescue, hauling Zombie Deadpool’s head from a gruesome encounter with bloodthirsty pirates and a flamboyant big game hunter, setting off on a mission with cosmic stakes. The story blends Deadpool’s signature chaos with a bizarre, high-stakes journey that defies expectations.

In "null," Deadpool and a troupe of his alternate selves take the stage for a high-stakes audition before two of the Elders of the Universe, each vying to prove they’re worthy of saving the cosmos from total collapse. It’s a chaotic, razor-sharp blend of absurdity and desperation, where every punchline could be the universe’s last.

In "Pool-Pocalypse Now Part 1: Disrespect Your Elders," the Contemplator enlists the Deadpool Corps to face a cosmic threat that devours entire worlds, but his choice of champions draws skepticism from the Elders of the Universe. When the Champion tests their worth with a duel, the Corps defeat him without breaking a sweat—only to find their victory comes with a surprise rematch on the road, as the Champion catches up during a pit stop for food and fuel.

In "null," Deadpool’s latest attempt at team-building takes a hilariously awkward turn when he lets the Champion join the Deadpool Corps—only to abandon him the moment they’re airborne. As the team hurtles toward a cosmic threat, a sudden pang of guilt hits when Deadpool realizes they left the dog behind at their last pit stop.

In "null," Dogpool and Championpool—left behind by the rest of the Deadpool Corps—team up to track down their missing teammates, only to find them captured by the enigmatic Votives of the Awareness. What follows is a chaotic, high-stakes rescue that tests their odd alliance, with Deadpool’s trademark unpredictability putting Championpool’s loyalty to the ultimate test.

In "null," the Deadpool Corps teams up with the enigmatic mercenary known as the Broken Blade, who leads them toward the elusive Awareness. As the mission unfolds, Deadpool finds himself drawn to her in a way that blurs the line between business and something far more personal.

In "Deadpool Corps Five-O," the irreverent Deadpool Corps battles the Awareness and its malevolent alien force, navigating surreal threats and cosmic chaos. After their victory, Lady Deadpool undergoes a surprising transformation—her scarred face healed into beauty—though she keeps the change hidden from her teammates. As a reward, the Contemplator gifts each member a Deadpool ring, granting them the power to summon an Elder of the Universe when called upon.

In "null," the Omega Corp—recently victorious over a universe-threatening cosmic entity—calls in the Deadpool Corp for a high-stakes mission: eliminate the infamous Blue Buccaneer. What they don’t expect is that their target is actually their old ally, the Champion, leading to a confrontation that blurs the line between enemy and friend.

In "null," Deadpool and the Deadpool Corps are hired by Omega Corp to crush a rebellion on the resource-rich planet Krook—until they witness the truth behind the uprising. Swerving from mercenaries to unlikely allies, the team turns their guns on their employers, determined to expose the exploitation and make the plight of the Krookians known across the stars.

In "null," Deadpool juggles planetary defense and personal chaos as the Omega Corporation launches a mech-suit invasion of Krook. With the planet’s fate in his hands and his love life unraveling—caught between his recent girlfriend, the Broken Blade, and a secret romance with Princess Teela—his efforts to protect Krook are complicated by the arrival of Lady Deadpool, who’s now allied with the Krook King to rein in his reckless influence.

In "null," Deadpool swaps his usual chaos for a full-scale heist on the planet Krook, ditching politics for plunder. With Lady Deadpool and King Krook teaming up with the Omega Corporation to depose Princess Teela, Deadpool finds himself hunted by mercenaries while navigating a scheme far bigger than his usual antics.

In "null," Deadpool squares off against the relentless Omega Corps, then taps into his power ring to summon the enigmatic Gardener for a high-stakes heist on the Krook king’s hidden gold. Meanwhile, Lady Deadpool faces off against Princess Teela in a battle that could decide the fate of the planet Krook, where ancient power and modern ambition collide. The outcome hangs in the balance as the Deadpool Corps prepares to leave—gold in tow, but with more questions than answers.

In "null," Deadpool and the Deadpool Corps find themselves captured by the Omega Corporation, only to break free with an unexpected assist from the Broken Blade. When Deadpool’s careless use of his power ring triggers the Elders’ wrath, the rings are taken away, the Corps disbanded, and each member sent back to their own reality—leaving behind only the echoes of chaos and a question: what happens when the joke’s on you?

In "Show and Raise Hell," Jo finds herself outshone when a kid’s flashy robot toys steal the spotlight from Kidpool’s latest stunt. Determined to reclaim the moment, Kidpool hijacks a massive robot and goes full spectacle—just to prove he’s still the center of attention.