Archie's Pals 'n' Gals Double Digest Magazine #89

In "Watch It!", Li'l Jinx shows off her new wristwatch—boasting it’s self-winding, shockproof, waterproof, and even has an automatic calendar—only to reveal it’s already broken, quipping that it just isn’t “Li'l Jinx Proof.”

In "Football Daze," Betty and Veronica take on Riverdale High’s football team with surprising determination, facing off against Coach Kleats’ increasingly absurd physical challenges—each one more ridiculous than the last. Their bold bid to join the squad puts the whole school on edge, proving that even the most unlikely players can rise to the occasion.

When Mr. Weatherbee stumbles upon a flying saucer in Pickins Park and decides to board it, he’s treated to an all-you-can-eat buffet—unaware he’s actually dining at an intergalactic eatery. The absurdity unfolds as he enjoys a meal of alien cuisine, completely missing the fact that the saucer isn’t a spacecraft at all.

When Midge dumps Moose for showing off his strength on every date, he’s left scrambling to win her back—just in time for the big arm wrestling tournament. The rivalry heats up, but can their friendship survive the strain before the final match?

In "O' Say Can You Sync?", Miss Grundy’s pride in her alma mater leads her to record a solo performance—only to lose her voice on the big day. With the school event looming, Archie steps in with a clever fix: having her lip sync to the recording. The story unfolds with the usual humor and charm, as the classroom chaos and Jo’s quiet support add layers to the lighthearted moment.

In "Midge on My Mind," Reggie’s scheme to drive a wedge between Midge and Moose backfires when Archie unintentionally exposes the ruse, turning the quiet schoolyard into a whirlwind of misdirected rumors. With Midge caught in the middle and Moose’s loyalty questioned, the usual teenage drama takes a sharp turn—just as the real story begins.

In "Rap Chap," Reggie tries to impress his date Susan with a flowery pickup line, only to be undercut when she casually points to a movie poster and asks him to take her—prompting a flustered response about long lines at the box office. With a playful twist on his usual bravado, Reggie finds himself outmaneuvered by Susan’s deadpan wit, turning his romantic routine on its head.