Archie Comics Digest #65

Dan DeCarlo's cover for this 1984 digest captures a perfectly Riverdale moment: Archie is too busy hugging a blonde girl (hearts floating and all) to pay attention to an exasperated Coach Cleats, who wants to know if Archie has "had his share of kicks today" — while Archie cheerfully calls back that he's "getting them now, Coach!" Soccer players scramble across the field in the background, a "Soccer Practice Today!" sign is prominently posted, and a curly-haired onlooker enjoys the chaos from the sidelines. It's the warm, breezy humor that made Archie digests such a reliable treat, and this issue packs in a full slate of stories — including "Great Day In the Morning" — to keep you entertained well past the final whistle.