Archie Comics #87

In "Two For One," Melvin, the new kid, convinces Jughead to set him up with Veronica, who surprisingly says yes. When she realizes she’ll need to avoid Archie on her date, she heads to the museum—sure he’d never go there. Archie, meanwhile, asks Jughead where Veronica is, and gets the same idea, sending him straight to the museum too.

In "Hat's My Girl," Veronica takes pride in crafting her own hat, only to have a clumsy mishap on her way to show it to her father. A tumble over a bench sends a lampshade tumbling onto her head, where it somehow earns his praise—while the hat she made ends up perched on the lamp.

In "Father Glows Best," Archie's dad, fed up with his son's frequent visits to Veronica's, insists Archie stay home—only to be surprised when an old friend drops by and shares a surprising tale about how he won Mary by spending every spare moment at her house.

In "Sentence Stricture," the boys try to impress Mr. Weatherbee with their "reverse English," only to find the principal utterly unimpressed—unless they speak properly. The joke hinges on the absurdity of their twisted grammar and the straight-laced teacher’s firm stance on proper speech.

In "Phone for All," Veronica rigs the phone to stage calls from other boys, hoping to stir jealousy in Archie—only for his sharp retort to accidentally insult a real business caller, catching Mr. Lodge off guard. The story unfolds with classic Archie Comics charm, blending teenage antics and awkward misunderstandings.