Puck — October 1, 1879 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. Danizx is gone! He Drew in himself on Wall Street! He has gone by the Board for the last time. The funeral bell has tolled the end of him. It suggests his stocksin a future. We hope he can ‘“‘bear” the change better than he to theexchange. He will find no bull- yon-der to fear. If he is a Short there, it will be for along session. Individual option can not affect thesail in there. Credit is based on real value only. Cash is the only currency, yet we trust Dan'l be there.—Syracuse Sunday Times, Ex Perxins’s latest gospel statement is to the effect that he was bathing recently on the northwestern coast of Spitzbergen, and en- countered. an enormous sea-serpent. He got the vampire within range and commenced giv- ing him some of his original yarns, and in three minutes the nt was a corpse. He towed the carcass on shore, and upon opening him, found not only the remains of Sir John Franklin and his followers, but the ill-fated ves- sel with full sails set, booming along through a gulf of gastric juice. Sir ohn was aiming his ship’s-; lass at the spinal cord of the reptile, and complaining to the mate that the North Pole was a gushin’ sight more horizontal than he had ever imagined it to be, At last accounts Eli had gone to interview Sir John, and we will doubtless have particulars and affidavits 'in the near future.— Yonkers Gazette, ‘Tue Earl and Earless of Evarts, now tempo- rarily absent from Washington, have accepted an invitation to visit their Royal and Vice Royal cousins at Ottawa before returning to Washington. ‘This condescension on the part of the American Foreign Office is particularly appreciated by H. R. H., the Princess Louise. Lord Lorne is engaged on an address of wel- come in that peculiar style of verse which opened the royal and imperial heart of his mo- ther-in-law, Victoria, as with a crowbar. The Earl of Evarts will reply in one of his three- column sentences, and then Rideau Hall will blaze with lanterns and rockets and things. The occasion will be duly photographed.— Phila, Kronikle-Herald, —————— STANDARD THEATRE. | Broadway ond 344 5. He EVERY EVENING AND SATURDAY MATINEE, at 1.90 Mr. & Mre. Randmann, Mr. & Mre. Bandmann, And an entire English Company in HAMLET. POND’S EXTRACT owes its wonderful success to merit alone. It is now acknowledged as a standard remedy, and is largely used by physicians in their every-day practice. Not a day passes without the ‘* company” receiving some grateful acknow- Jedgment particularly from persons cured of the following diseases: Sore Eyes, Bleeding from the Lungs, Stomach and Womb, Piles, blind and bleeding, Catarth, Rheumatism, etc, Beware of imita- tions, Ask for Ponp’s Exrract—take no other. BOZODONT. To preserve the teeth and keep them pure and white, to prevent their decay, there is no preparation in the market equal to SOZODONT. To preserve the gums in a aatur- ally bard aad healthy condition, there is 20 superior to SOZO- DONT. To purify and sweeten the Breath there's no rival to SOZODONT. For a perfect mouth there is n0 recipe like the use ef SOZODONT, Consequently it is no wonder that the populanty of SOZODONT as « dentifrice has no bounds. All Druggists keep it. NOT TOO CHEAP TO BE GOOD. 11's too cheap tobe good—not a bid. “Thermaline” is cheer- fally acknowledged by the thousands who have used it to be the best medicine for Chills they have used, no matter what the price. A physician says “a a5 cent box of Thermaline cured a patient after he had taken over $3 worth of quinine and pills.” Quinine ia a0 dear as to be almost beyond the reach of the poor. ORGAN BEATTY PIANC auc, oat Oeste Tonnes, w Koeeteel Jester beversio Sey Uline BANU. F. BEATTY, Washinetan, 5 The “PUCK” CIGA BETTE beats all. Manufactured by B. Poutax, New York. WEBER, ‘MANUPACTURER OF GRAND, SQUARE and UPRIGHT 3 XA IN O S. Prices reasonable. Terms easy. ‘WAREROOMS, Sth Ave. and West 16th St New York. —— . POND’S EXTRACT. _Nohome, no school, no hotel, no sea- does not profess to do xvaxy nana, but it not oaly professes to, sur wit, cure all diseases that are of an imflamma- (7 It is unsafe to use other articles with our directi Insist on Pon's Refuseail imitations and sub- Gemponsrs wasss mang stitutes. Beware of Counterfelte and Imitations! BOKER’S BITTEBS. ‘The best Stomach Bitters known, containing most valu- edie inalll cases inst Dyspepala, Fever and Aque, Bc: A fine en ure, ‘also most excelieat for Siig ons other cords, winne, he’ Comparatively ioe t Bitters in existence. IL FUNKE, Jr., Sele Agest, P. 0, Bex 1029, 78 John St. N.Y. The Coltom Dental Association is daily demonstrat. ing the anzsthetic effects of nitrous oxide gas in the painless extraction of teeth. The number of patients certifying that their teeth had been drawn without pain, and that the gas was pleasant to inhale, reached on September 24, 1879, 112,743. This includes persons from all points of the compass, whe have had from one to twenty teeth extracted. Office: No. 19 Cooper Institute, New York. ANGOSTURA BITTERS, ‘onl o exaust favor now ihe whsla cried wot cares Diarrben, Fever and Tage or Pri isi edo 70.8. genuine eae | wi MY ganonn 0.8 ble Age) ‘Broadway, eat many persons become insane from sleepless nights that eens JOBBERS & series ene Notwithstanding the great advance in raw silk, we have maintained the prevailing low prices of last season Hop ‘on our celebrated NCAGHEMERE SUBLIME OE HOUT BLACK SILK. ‘The serviceable qualities of these goods, with our posi- tive guarantee of satisfaction, recommend them to all. “PUCK” CIGARETTES are the best. Manufactured by B, Poutax, New York. 909 BROADWAY 909 Near 20th Street. CARAMELS A SPECIALTY, Fine Bonbons unexcelled for Excellence of Flavors and quality. NEW FRENCH FRUITS. VANILLA MOLASSES CANDY. Large Assortment of Fancy Boxes and Baskets. Favors for the German of my own Importation, E. GREENFIELD. Try the “PUCK” CIGARETTE, Manufactured by B. Pottax, New York. JOSEPH GILLOTT'S Sleel Y Sox IMPURE BREATH inthe most disagreeable result of de, th, as well for the aflicted urroundlogs, ‘The cause may easily be removi S by cleaning the veeth daily wih the 8 popular, fragrant SOZODONT. Itsweetens the breath, cools and re- freshes the mouth, hardens the gums and whitens the’ teeth.—Gentlemen that smoke should regularly use SOZODONT. It removes the disagreeable smell of Tobacco. ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT. H. O'NEILL & Co. 6th Ave. cor, 20th St. HAVING COMPLETED OUR EXTENSIVE ALTERA- ‘TIONS, WE HAVE NOW OPEN, NEW AND ATTRAC- TIVE GOODS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS. 2000 DOZ. FINE FRENCH FELT HATS AND BONNETS ALL NEW SHAPES AND SHADES. A CHOICE STOCK OF BIRDS, BREASTS AND WINGS. ALL NEW NOVELTIES IN LACE GOODS. VELVETS AND SILKS BROCADED AND ALL COMBINATIONS. RIBBONS. OUR TRIMMED BONNET AND HAT DEPARTMENT 18 COMPLETE WITH ALL THE NEWEST DESIGNS IN MATERIAL AND TRIMMING. FANCY GOODS, DRESS TRIMMINGS, HOSIERY & MERINO UNDERWEAR, CORSETS. HOUSEKEEPING GOODS AND LINENS In this department we offer special Inducements, BLANKETS AND FLANNELS. Decided Bargains in DRESSGooDs. H. OP-NEILL & CO. The best Cigarette is the ‘Puck’ brand. Manufactured by B. Poutax, New York.