Puck — July 30, 1879 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. 333 New York dealers threaten to put up the rice of ice. They say the crop has been Badly mildewed. The next thing you know some fellow will invent a bug or a worm that will attack and chew up half of the harvested crop about this time of the year. Ice is about the only crop raised that now that isn’t injured by a bug or a worm of some kind, and it can't enjoy this immunity much longer.— Norristown Herald, Tue Binghamton Kepudlican tells of a gen- tleman in that city who has been sick fora week and confined to, his house in consequence of being seriously poisoned about his face and hands by handling revenue stamps. Danger lurks in everything. Hereafter we shall wear gloves when clipping off the coupons of our government bonds. We are not afraid of greenbacks, and shall handle all we get without gloves.—Norristown Herald, Tue stuck up exclusiveness of some of these English noblemen is positively refreshing. ‘The other morning, while Lord Loftus was break- fasting at the Palace, a solemn looking chap across the table suspended operations on his section of broiled rubber, and ejaculated: Lord!" The English stranger supposed the sad man was about to say grace, but instead of that the latter repeated, inquiringly: “ Lord?” “Are you addressing me, sir? inquired the new Colonial Governor. “Tam, Lord. I want to make a little busi- ness proposition to you, I’ve started about the red-hottest little watering place in the whole State up in Sonoma county. Everything way up. Sulphur spring, bowling-alley, pianna in the parlor—everything. All I want is to ad- yertise it a little. Now I notice you Lord fel- lers are first-rate cards for hotels. S'posin’ you come up and spend a few days at my lay out. You can stay a square month, if you like, and it shan’t cost you a cent—'ceptin’ for drinks, if you are much on the imbibe. What yer y “ Well, by Jove,” said his Lordship, putting up his eyeglass. “I know it’s a square-toed, liberal offer, but I'm givin’ you the straight tip. All you'll have to do will be help carve, and mebbe sing a lit- tle with the ladies and play billiards with the boys. If there's a hop we'll make you floor- manager and—” But the purse-proud autocrat had ordered the rest of his meal sent to his room, and walked frigidly out. ‘These airy English never had any snap about a speculation, and that’s a fact.—San Francisco Post. POND'S EXTRACT is the greatest known remedy for caring diseases of an inflammatory character and stopping hemor- thages. No household should be without it. Happiness goes hand in hand with health, therefore this beneficent agent does much for the people in never failing to inspire the afflicted with cheerful confidence, Where it is used in a family it is appreciated, because it does so much for its comfort, It is truly on exalted physician which never fails, Beware of imitations. Get the Kenuine. Take no other. BOZODONT. To preserve the teeth and keep them pure and white, to prevent their decay, there is no preparation in the market equal to SOZODONT. To preserve the gums in a natur- ally hard and healthy condition, there is 00 supertor to SOZO- | Broad Si DONT. To ;urify and sweeten the Breath there is no rival to SOZODONT. For a perfect mouth there is no recipe like the use of SOZODONT. Consequently it is no wonder that the populanty of SOZODONT as a dentifrice has no bounds, All Druggists keep i ANGOSTURA BITTER dn exculent eppetiing Tenis of exquisite dsvor sow wed over the whole civilized world, cures Diarrhea, Fever and a og area the P. Or Bos, 201 G. H. MOMM & C0.'3 CHAMPAGNE. mortation 1x. 1878 35,906 Cases, or 16,270 cases More than of any other brand. “PUCK” CIGARETTES ARE FASHIONABLE AT PRESENT. ‘Their quality and make-up outshines all thove heretofore used They are made on a new system by B. POLLAK, the Manufactarer of NEW YORK, and sold by every first class dealer, THE BEST TRUSS EVER MADE. The genuine Elastic Truss is worn with perfect comfort, ni retaining rupture und exercise of severest strain. greatly reduced prices, and seat by ‘mail to all parts of the country. ‘Send for full descriptive circular to N. Y, ELASTIC TRUSS CO.. adway, New York. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, (LATE GILMORE’S.) Great Suecess of this Splondia Summer Resort, FLOWERS AND FOUNTAINS, CHANGE OF PROGRAMME NIGHTLY. Sig. Liberati and the Grand Band. H. B, DODWORTH. Director POPULAR MUSIC NIGHTLY. ADMISSION 25 CENTS. ARION SOCIETY. GRAND SEA-SIDE SUMMERNIGHT’S FESTIVAL At West Brighton Beach Hotel, Couey Island. Thursday, July Sist 1879, Commences at 4 o'clock, 7m. at 6% 7. . GRAKD CO} by the full chorus of the Society a Orchestra and two Military Bands for Bail and Promenade Music. Brilliant illumination of Hotel Grounds and Beach; magnificent Fireworks, BAL CHAMPETRE, ADMISSION 81.00 Tickets can be had at Michaelis & Lindemann’s, cor. Wall and it. —R. Katzenmayer, 83 Liberty St.—F. J. ‘Astor House, and 125 Ful —C. M. Vom Bai ‘St.,—Hauft Bros., 795 Broadway, and 224 Fifth Av For the accommodation of visitors T: Park and Coney Island R, R. and by will leave West Brighton Beach ever GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES. Raw Oi... ‘Macunaxy Ons cheaper than at any store in the city, NEW YORK CITY OIL CO., Sole Agents, 194 MAIDEN LANE, Acrostic by the Poet Laureate. Cheerful tidings! Chills are banished! Hail elastic strength and youth! Into naught our woes are vanished, ‘Noise abroad the glorious truth! Windred ills that long did grieve us, Alll the fightful, ghastly tr Like a tes BE roubles Saver, dies Up the flag of Chinkalyptes ‘by druggists far apd wear. Chinkalyptes is put up in neat die-struck tin boxes containing 36 pills a 25 cevts per bor, oF $2.95 for family package of One Doten. ‘Mavcus & Per He New Vo pg & newyor«. ¢ Patents, Trade Marks are promptly secured by the Patent Office of PAUL GOEPEL, Staats-Zeitang Building, Tryon Row, New York. ADVICE AND PAMPHLET FREE. Goepel’s Classified Trademark-Record open to free In- ‘spection. Publisher of “DER TECHNIKER,” a semi-monthly Journal, in the German Language, devoted to the progress of Science, In- vention and the Trades. Terms of Subscription: $1.40 per year, in Advance, including Postage. Sample copies free. SANDIFER, DIAMOND vrs. 5th Avenue Hotel, FRED. SCHUBER’S SEA SIDE GROVE, German Hotel and Restaurant, SECOND LANDING, ROCKAWAY BEACH. Jy FurnishedRooms to let by the day or week. int on the Beach with New York Prices, Bowling Alley and Shooting Gallery. HOTEL BRIGHTON, BRIGHTON BEACH, tae wer} Proees. CONEY ISLAND. comicbooks.com