Puck — July 2, 1879 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. A younc lady, in town, well connected In her talk was very affected, For neither she always said nither; And one day at the dentist's, Before her tooth was ejected, She said she believed she take “ ither.”” — Wheeling Leader, Mrs. A.—‘‘ Somebody's in the next room, I wonder what they're doing.” [Looking wist- fully at the keyhole.) ‘I’ve a good mind to ek.” Mrs. B.—“Oh, I wouldn’t; ’tisn’t right.” Mrs. A.—‘‘I don’t care; I’m just dying to know.” [Puts eye to keyhole, but immediately takes it away, disconcerted.] ‘Hm! the key isin.” Mrs. B.—‘ Yes; so I found before you came in." —Boston Transcript. Do you know who got up the first corner in breadstuffs ? No? Well, it was that good young man Joseph and his bad old master Pharaoh, the younger member of the firm furnishing the points and the senior partner the stamps. ‘The two monopolists gathered in the wheat for seven years, then bulled the market and gathered in the substance of the hungry people for another seven years, till finally that eminent and highly respectable firm of produce brokers owned about everything that was worth owning in the land of Egypt. Joseph was appointed “ ruler of the king’s navee,” sent for “hiss. and his c. and his a.,” and, the facts of history compel us to state, lived long and prospered. A change in the Administration, however, made it rather hot for Joseph’s descendants, and, as you may recollect, they emigrated after a somewhat heated discussion with the new Pharaoh Boston Transcript. SBOZODONT. To preserve the teeth and keep them pure and white, to prevent their decay, there is no preparation in the ‘market equal to SOZODONT. To preserve the gums in a natur- ally hard and healthy condition, there is 20 superior to SOZO- DONT. To purify and sweeten the breath there is no rival to SOZODONT. For a perfect mouth there is no recipe like the use of SOZODONT. Consequently it is no wonder that the populanty of SOZUDONT as a dentifrice has no bounds. All Druggists G. H. KUMM & 60.8 CHAMPAGNE, importation 1x 1878 35,906 Cases, or 16,270 casos more than of any other brand. 21,522,944 Glasses OF THE MERMANN BREWERY LAGER BEER WERE DRUNK IN THIS CITY LAST YEAR. Persons afflicted with distases of the eyes can find no greater curative than PONDS EXTRACT, There are no harsh and irritating drugs in its composition, so that it can be used in any case without the least danger of injury to the most delicate organism. It has astrangely marvelous power to arrest and re- move inflammation. It affords relief upon the frst application, and producing the best results when its use is continued. Beware of Ask for Pon's Exrnact—take no other. ‘mitations. TAPE WORM. INFALLIBLY CURED with two spoons of medicine in two or ANGOSTURA BITTERS, ‘An excellent sppetizing Tonic of exquisite flavor now used over the whole civilized world, cures Diarrhea, Fever and ‘Agos, Colics and all disorders of o druggist forthe Genuine article, manufactured Uy Dre J, O.D. Siegert & Hancox, U. & Bole Agent, 81 Broadway, P. 0. Bor, a0, L. DE VENOGE, 4i South William Street, New York. GENERAL AGENT. Prine! lerchants and Grocers. THE PUREST CHAMPAGNE. *S ‘N 3HL NI G3140dWI 3 Wine GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES. Ready Mixed Patats. Cts. to $1 per gallon. English Rubber Roof Pata aga ee uid Slate Paint for leaky roofs 3 led Ont 2 Raw Oil... co ‘Macurwaxy Ons cheaper than at any store in the city. NEW YORK CITY OIL CO., Sole Agents, 194 MAIDEN LANE, NICOLL, the Tailor, CHINEALYPTUS, “Thousand Dollar Acrostic,” Chills, , hills, malarial chil chills! lope there gleams for a man with these ills, A he speedily sends unto us, Bork ysic taking. oi Some [ae a coe ye ba Useless 't would be for yy ze = pon ee FRAGRANT VANITY FAL Rare Old Virginia. IAL re Old Perique and Virginia, JEW COMBINATIONS OF THESE FRAGRANT TOBACCOS. Your ty il ‘ind they wi e CELEBRATED FOR THE MANUFACTURE Fine Silk Dress, Stiff FORIGENTLEMEN’S WEAR. “PUCK” CIGARETTES ARE FASHIONABLE AT PRESENT. ‘Their quality and make-up outshines all those heretofore used They are made on a new system by B. POLLAK, the Manafactarer of NEW YORK, and sold by every frst class dealer. SANDIVER, MERCHANT DIAMOND Bth Avenue Hotel, Px Loo NO FANCY PRICES. Covyniexrup. IMPORTER AND MANUFACTURER OF GENTLEMEN'S HATS 174 Fifth Ave.,. 169 Broadway, Between sad and 23d Streets. Near Cortlandt Street, NEW YORK, CARL H. SCHULTZ'S SPARKLING TABLE WATERS. Carbonic, Selters and the ‘Alkaline Vichy. Used ia preference to any others on account, of ther delicious taste, absolute purity, reliable composition and dietetic properties. ‘Sold in large glass bottles, in cases of fifty, for only SIX DOLLARS. Families Weing in the country should not be without Carisbad, Martenbad, Ems, Ki Bitter Kissingen, Schwaibac! Please address orders, CARL H. SCHULTZ, 860 Broadway, New York. THE MINING RECORD. 83 a Year. — Sample Copies Pree. ENLARGED TO THIRTY-TWO PAGES, Fall news from the Great GOLD and SILVER Mines, Orders ‘executed for Mining Stocks in New York or San Francasco. A.B. CHISOLM, Propricto: cen, Paulina, yrmont, &e. three hours, For particnlare adress with stam CHIORN, No.4 St- Marks Place, New York. 61 BROAD’ ‘THE TRADE SUPPLIED BY THE Just out: WITTY JEWS AND JEWISH WITS, CBEY "iustnaTED. PRICE 5 SSN Thiws COMPANY, New Xork. comicbooks.com