Puck — May 14, 1879 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. 157 HOW IT WAS DONE. Tue President spread the document out be fore him, shut his eyes, and raised his pen on igh. Be Rutherford, don’t you dare to sign i screamed Mrs. Hayes, from the opposite side of the room, «There ain’t no County Fairs to go to,” re- torted the President, great drops of perspira- tion standing upon his corrugated brow; “ you won't allow me to even smell the black bottle with the corncob stopper, an’ I'm desperate! Do you hear, Mrs. H.? I’m desperate!"" Mrs. Hayes crossed the room at a single bound, but her husband's pen had danced a wild mazurka over the paper, and the veto message was signed.— Cincinnati Enguirer, Wuen the census-takers go about next year, they will carefully mark 18 after the word “age,” of all unmarried females of doubtful years, and ask no questions.—Oif City Der- rick, “Te moon is always just the same,” he said, languidly, “and yet I always find some new beauty in it.” ‘It’s just so with the cir- cus,” she answered. He took the hint and bought tickets for two.— Syracuse Standard. We can assert positively that the egg crop is uninjured so far.— Rochester Express. A SMALL-Pox suit is to be tried in Rochester soon, Don't try it, Judge. We did once, and it didn’t suit us worth a cent, although we got damages, we will say that.— Fulton Times. In all the radiant loveliness of spring fash- ions she now promenades the street, and an occasional glimpse of the parasol stripes of the coming summer may be caught. Speaking of stripes, .they were more attractive on stockings than they can ever hope to be on sun umbrel- las.— New Haven Register, “ PinaForE” is not a success down south. It doesn’t contain enough bowie-knives and six-shooters to please the chivalry, In one scene a high-toned southerner should be re- presented as shooting a judge in the back, and in another six masked chivalry burning a negro cabin, and assisting the inmates out of this world, should be introduced. This feature would make the play “hum” down south,— Norristown Herald, Vichy from the Springs: Haurenive, Cetestine, Granpe Grutux and Horrrat—the only genuin LL OF ALL Brrrenwarers. SOZODONT. To preserve the teeth and keep them pure and white, to prevent their decay, there is 90 preparation in the market equal to SOZODONT. To preserve the gums in a natur- ally hard and healthy condivon, there is no superior to SOZO- DONT. To purify and sweelen the breath there is no rival to SOZODONT. For a perfect mouth there is no recipe like the use ‘of SOZODONT. Consequently it s no wonder that the populanty of SOZUDUNT as a dentifrice has no bounds. All Druggists keep it. POND'S EXTRACT. Toilet Cream. Cleansiog and Soltesing to the Face and Haxns, prevents Chapping, Eruptions and Roughness. Price, $1.00 per Bottle. ‘Onaale at all respectable Drug Stores. Beware of Counterfeits and Imitations! BOKER’S BITTERS., | The best Stomach Bitters koown, containing most valu- able medicinal properties in all cases ef Bowel complaints; a ‘sure specific against Dyspepsia, Fever and Ague, &c. A fine cordial in itself, if taken pare. It is also most excellent for mixing with other cordials, wines, &. Comparatively the cheapest Bitters in existence. L FUNKE, Jr., Sele Agest, P. 0, Bex 1029, 78 John St, N.Y. D® J.G. B. SIEGERT & SONS’ WORLD-RENOWNED ANGOSTURA BITTERS. This most invigorating tonic is justly celebrated for its exquisite favor and extraordinary MEDICAL virtues. Sold by all principal druggists, ‘and hquor dealers. . W. Hancox gent for the United States, 1 Broadway, New York. P. O, Box, 2610.—Geo. Wuppermann, Manager. MANUPACTURED De MARBURG BROS. BEST IN THE WORLD. “PUCK” CIGARETTES ARE FASHIONABLE AT PRESENT. Their quality and make-up outshines all those heretofore used. They are made on a new system by B. POLLAK, the Manufacturer of NEW YORK, and sold by every first class dealer. TRY THE NEW Te ie New FRAGRANT VANITY F bs Oid Perique and Virginia ‘OF THESE FRAGRANT TOBACCOS. THE MINING RECORD. 83 a Year. — Sample Coples Free. ENLARGED TO THIRTY-TWO PAGES. Full news from the Great GOLD and SILVER Mines, Orders executed for Mining Stocks in New York or San Francisco. A. B. CHISOLM, Proprietor, 61 BROADWAY, NomoRE RHEUMATISM, Gout, Gravel, or Diabetes. Schlumberger’s harmless, iflise French Salicylate reves within t2 hours, cares within ¢ days. Box 1, postage free. Onl Gepot ia New Vork at 284 Sith Ave. amg i T. A. PARIS & CO., General Agents for U.S. Caurion.—Other so-called agents for these medicines sell home- made counterfeits. Patents, Trade Marks are promptly secured by the Patent Office of PAUL GOEPEL, Staats-Zeltang Building, Tryon Row, New York. ADVICE AND PAMPHLET FREE. Goepel’s Classified Trademark-Record open to free in- spection. Publisher of ‘DER TECHNIKER,” a semi-monthly Journal, im the German Language, devoted to ‘the progress of Science, In vention and the Trades, "Terms of Subscription: $2.40 per year, in Advance, including Postage. Sample copies free. S777 races OEE Ragen Matoe, W Ridley & Sus, Grand and Allen 8ts., N.Y. LARGE PURCHASE THIS WEEK. SRRIPE DRESS SILKS, GOOD QUALITIES, at qSc., $5€.y 60¢ , 65¢.5 75€- BLACK SILKS, at 7sc. ASK FOR AND EXAMINE THEM. GOOD BLACK SILKS, at 68¢ per yard CACHEMIRE FINISH DRESS SILKS, at $1.15. SOFT SATIN FINISHED GROS GRAINS, at $1.25. BEAUTIFUL FINISHED GROS GRAINS (Heavy), $1.50. COLORS IN DRESS SILKS. 20 INCHES WIDE, FULL ASSORTMENT, at yc. SIRABLE SHADES. 2 INCHES WIDE DE- 1s and $1.25 4a EXAMINE OUR SILK STOCK; IT WILL REPAY YOU, OUB NEW SPRING CATALOGUE AND PRICE LIST IS NOW READY. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE PER ANNUM 25 CTS, SINGLE COPIES 15 CENTS E. RIDLEY & SONS, 309, 311, 311 1-2 Grand St., 6 58, 60, G2, 64, 66, 63 and 70 ALLEN STREET. OTTO LEWIN, Tho well known Artist Photographer, 989 THIRD AVE., 8. E. Cor. 59th 294 BOWERY, above Houston ft. PHOTOGRAPHER, 347 East 14th Street, Between 1st & and Aves., New Yor > LS OLD ESTABLISHED AND WELL-KNOWN DENTAL ROOMS, No. 6 £. 14th Street, near 5th Ave. Whole and Partial Sets Beautiful Mineal Continvous Gum Teeth, $2.50, $5.00, $10.00.upwards. Decayed Teeth filled ina superior manner without pain, s0 as to preserve them for life with ure Gold, genuine Platina, Amalgam, Bove, &c., $1.00 upwards. ‘ecth cleaned in a harmless manner so as to give them the white. ness of ivory $1.00. Teeth extracted without pain. Everything warranted as represented, and used in every case, PARTICULAR ATTENTION Tarra. Open Evenings and Sundays. SEB) DENTAL OFFICE Philippine Diefenbach - Truchsess, 162 West 23rd St, bet. 6th & 7th Aves., N.Y. Lare — Canat Srnuzt, GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES. Ready Mixed Paints English Rubber Roof Paint Liquid Slate Paint for leaky roofs. Boiled Od. 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