Puck — August 28, 1878 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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14 PUCK. whcre they are forever petitioning Congress to do something to put more money in circulation. NATURAL —San Francisco Newsletter. The Best Natural Ape rient. We had hoped to make an elaborate article ! - ‘on the evils of Mormonism, and here it is an- Z ite richiness tn, epericnt salve ur: nounced that, each of Brigham Young’s heirs f passes that of all other known 5 ish “Medical Jo a ‘The Label on every geauine Bottle is printed on BLUE paper greatest Murability sre Gold filling frvin gets $21,000. Nobody can preach in the face of such circumstances as that.— Buffalo Ex. cable ales ond most Accorpinc to Kearney, the man who takes} ‘THE Queen of Table Waters, ; four per cent. interest instead of eight—hold-| a gqQ@HULY EFFERVESCENT. ae ; ing Government bonds instead of the obliga- é SOR BAMBER- tions of poor men--is a thief and a robber. To | ne. . London. “The Z seabed these Waters with recnare Beihcnesta hav hing. ig. | _, Exquisite Apoliinarie: A. Delicious beverages” ‘is suosen turb the peace fora living. —.0. Bicayune. | PRBbaalig’ HARMEN, Ae ciree’ Moan. | HOFERAGH wcANZOX, Worsburg, “tyowte pea . pate “4 ely Pure: "superior to all thers.” ‘ PROFESSOR LAUDER TON, M.D. F. R. Te Baltimore Ze/egram prints a portrait of | DR. DEN DOME mun. « (‘Absolutely pure and London," “More pleasant than its rivals, and sur- Dennis Kearney. It bears a striking resem-| _j d'Aeainst Croton and artificially acrated water SNOR AITKEN, M. R.8., Royat blance to the cuts usually trotted out by coun- Pet tly A het ied peg inne Military Hospital, Netley. “Prefered co Piloa try papers a few days preceding an execution. ER SQUIRE, F.. emiint to the Quee: ane Feeney —Cinn. Breakfast Table, Banilarating s Coed for Sickaess, Wyspeptine sed. Lows of A Wineglassful a Dose. Fasnion notes predict longtailed coats for | ¢. MRONAMARA. F. R. INDISPENSABLE: TO THE: “TRAVELLING PUNLIC. gentlemen the coming season, which is a sweet Westminster Moy aEIER Retuigg bottle bears the mame of Tw Arousinante Co, assurance that in the -future we won't be obliged RUAN W M.D., F.R.C : >, tek oy & to hunt around after a holder when we want pe kondon: coreateue| — Fred@k De Bary & Co., to lift a hot plate.— Fulton Times. respiratory organs: agreeable and useful, 41443 HARREN Streets N ‘ORK, Tue following correspondence explains it- FREDERICK DE BARY & CO., Sole Agents for the United States and Canada. » self: “Dear Mrs. Jones—Please let me have | #1 «€ 43 Warren Street, NEW YORK.| yor SLE BY DEALERS, GROCERS, AND half a dozen tomatoes if you can — Sallie Sole Agents for United States and Canadas DRUGGISTS. Smith.” “Dear Mrs. Smith —Weare not going | FOR SALE BY DEALERS, GROCERS AND DRUGGISTS. Se to can; we propose to pickle—Hannah Jones.” Evere genuine bottle bears the Yellow label. — Keokuk Constitution, NO CURE, NO PAY! Fea Dr. SWEENY’S ‘Tue horny handed workman calls it “pay,” | CONTRACTS MADE FOR CLEARING HOUSE: OLD ESTABLISHED ASD) WELLRNOWN the skilled mechanic “wages,” the city clerk AND SHIPS OF ALL KIND OF VERMIN, DENTAL ROOMS, “salary,” the President of a bank “income,” RATS AND MICE. . Z a landowner “revenue,” a lawyer “fees,” a | Principal Depot, 64 Fulton St., New York. bank defaulter “stealings,” a burglar “swag,” Ba ISAACSER. but it all comes to the same at the end of the week.— New York Commercial. Wuey an Arkansas man was charged in court % * with stealing twenty-eight horses he replied: We hereby nominate Clarkson N, Potter for “Judge, this is the first kind word addressed DENTAL OFFICE the Presidency. Let his friends join us in | to mersince I was ach Id.""—Free Press. os giving him three ardent cheers. Now then! Whisky ring in the valiant man and free, Philippine Diefenbach - Truchsess, all together! _hip!—one—two—well---hip! | the larger heart the grasping hand; eM = Gneciwe = v . ; Fe ee ard pony WhYs gentle | Whisky ring out the darkness of the land, 162 West 23rd St, bet. 6th & Tth Aves., N. Y. ‘ 2 F Whisky ring in the Seizer that is to be. Lare 389 Caxat Sroet hi I? = Whi s it sity a : ‘Goapnie aeiepes this eruelty, mean Attorney General: Orville Grant. ‘ —Oil City Derrick. HE was a new apprentice, just put atthe | ‘re intellectual woodchuck crept slyly out case, and when he collided with the word | of his hole yesterday to see how his prophecy “gum-boil”’ in his copy, he brought the man- | of a cool summer was being received by an in- uscript to the editor and asked him if he didn’t | dignant world. His face was perfectly bald mean gum piles pen years hence he may be | where he had blushed the hair off.— Graphic. the editor and sole proprictor of a patent out- | i ‘a side newspaper, and writing financial editorials | 5/1 {00P *0 Biss You eyes THE BEST ALL TOBACCO CIGARETTE. under the head of ‘Pay Up —We Want Money.” One whiff is all-sufficient Sold by all Dealers and Manufactured by B. POLLAK, N. Norr. Herald. j incleat,, And my hopes lie prone in death. WHY IS IT? ‘THRO’ THE RYF. For my nostrils ne’er deceive me— Why do the people crowd the rooms of the Colton Dental As Side by side at eventide, And, though I hate to speak, sociation? Five Reasons. “They wandered through the rye— No cardamon seed can smother of the gas. sd—Mecause they have 61 patients Lo! from afar, they saw a bar, ‘The scent of the loaded leek. without a single accilent oF failure cause they ‘ And quickly they drew nigh. NY. News. | wut extract teeth, and constant practice enables them to do it in Then without talk they drew the cork “Georce, did you chop down the cherry | the best manaer. 4th—Uecause neatly all the best dentists in the And sadly sighed “ahem!” tree?” city recommend their patients to them While side by side, the golden tide “ What do you soy?” the gas fresh every day. No. 49 Cooper tnstitute, N. ¥ Of rye wandered through them. | “Did you chop down that tree?” —Hackensack Republican, | ‘Ax me no questions and I'll tell you no SUNDAY RIGHT “George, have you a hatchet?” —_— We sit in the parlor together, | “So's a hen.” ; And heavily on the air | “You chopped down that tree?” ie ARS Floats the faint, familiar fragrance “Did n't.” PHOTOGRAPHER, Of the heliotrope in your hair, “ Young man, commere to me.” a7 Euet 24th birest “What do you want ?” Retween 1st & sad Aves New Vork Closed on Saturdays only And in the kindly twilight “To play hide and seek.” I see your dark eyes shine; So the old man went out to seek the hide. OTTO LEWIN, I feel the touch of your garments, ‘The scene which ensued in the wood-shed | rhe well known Artist Photographer, Of your soft, white hand in mine, | beggars description. It was touching in the 989 THIRD AVE., 8. E. Co! ih St., —Somebody. extreme.— Burlington Hawkeye, 294 BOWERY, above Houston St. tst—Lecause they originated the use sth—Because they make comicbooks.com