Puck — June 5, 1878 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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PUCK. 14 ’Tis sweet when the berries are ripe, And the lily pads bend ‘neath the snipe To sit at your ease With your fair Eloise, And give the mosquito a wipe. —Wild Oats. Ir there is any serious trouble in Canada this summer, perhaps some of the Kanucks will feel like returning those friendly visits that a large number of Americans made to that coun- NATURAL APOLLINARIS try while the draft was in progress in this.— Phila. Kronikle-Herald. In the last number of Puck there is a clever rap at some of the young writers of to-day, in a poem entitled “Pup.” If there are any more of the same kind in the litter we should like to see them. The authorship is, of course, unknown.— Wild Oats, Hurrau for the Rockaway excursion, The Americus ringeth her bell, Hurrah for a seaside immersion, i And a dinner at Remsen’s Hotel. | Hurrah for the immaculate lily That smiles in the sun’s golden spray Hurrah for the white piccadily Which lives but a day. — Wild Oats. An Illinois young !ady was driven to suicide | by a “ buzzing in her cars.” Young men who | are urging their suit with great persistence, should heed the warning contained in this item. —Boston Society, Hires hitherward the season when ‘The peach crop will erupt, That luscious fruit on which for months We have not Etna supped, What overflowing ecstasy Our senses will imbue, When thro’ some patron's gen’rous act We'll lava crater two. — Yonkers Gazette. | Orqpeurpsmormanra cos @ZENOINE ARTICLE MATHESIUS & FREY, MANUYACTUKERS OF CABINET FURNITURE Upholstery, Decorations, &e., at Prices to suit the time: Every Article guaranteed. 01 BLEECKER ST., NEW YORK. CERMAN LIEDERKRANZ. CONCERT Summernights’ Festival, AT GILMORE’S GARDEN, 7 Thursday, June 13, 1876, In Conjunction with Theo. Thomas’ Orchestra. ADMISSION TICKETS, $1.00, BOXES, $6.00 and $4.00, may be obtained at box office, Gilmore's Garden, and from all the members of the Society. Mineral Water, The Queen of Table Waters. HIGHLY EFFERVESCE Dr, J. MILNER FOTHERGILL, isite Apollinaris : A ‘J. A. WANK perior to all for daily ygainst Croton and artificially aerated waters, & 43 Warren Street, NEW YORK, Sole Agents for United States and Canadas. FOR SALE BY DEALERS, GROCERS AND DRUGGISTS. Evere genuine bottle bears the Yellow label PORTRAITS Mad'son Square, NEW YToRE Highest Awards: PARIS, VIENNA & NEW YORK. BRANCH: Old Post Office Building. NASSAU ST., N. Y. NOTICE. No, 26 issue of September sth, 1877) of Puck” will be bought at this office, No. 13 North William Street, at full price. Governor Rice, of Massachusetts, is not slow to grab hold of the situation. A few days after the Boston Globe changed from an eight- page Republican paper to a four-page Demo- cratic sheet, the Governor issued a proclama. tion appointing April 11th as a day of fasting, humiliation and prayer.— Norristown Herald. ‘Tue dispatches assure us “the President is not afraid or disquieted.” Such assurances are needless, ‘The President has shown all along that he is not a timid man, His past life has shown that he is not deficient in courage. No- body expects him to be afraid. We don’t want him to get frightened. We want him to get mad. Mad. Mad as thunder.— Hawkeye. We record with professional pride that the Buffalo Zxpress predicted that Stewart's Hotel for women would be a failure, seven years before Stewart was born. At least the /-xpress says so, and the rotundity, the grasp, the reach, the depth and hold and breadth of beam, the alti- tude, the expansive proportions on general principles of such a lie is simply beautiful to contemplate.— Rochester Express. Asout the time a boy begins to think his mother doesn’t know enough to select’ his clothing for him is a dangerous period in his history. If she has energy and muscle he can yet be saved.— Free Press. THE GREAT EUROPEAN NOVELTY. HUNYADI JANOS. The Best Natural Aperient: ‘Hunyadi Jas AUDER BRUNT pleasant than it toy al Paina A Wineglassful a Dose. ABLE TO THE TRAVELLING PUBLIC Fre@k De Bary & C 41 & 43 WARREN Sircet, EW YORK, Sole Agents for the United States and Canada. FOR SALE BY DEALERS, GROCERS, AND DRUGGISTS. ‘The Label on every genuine Bottle is printed on IILUE paper, Viiory PORTRAITS, 37 Union Square, New York, ELEVATOR. $5 VOU CAN BUY A WHOLE Imperial Austrian Vienna City 100 Florins Government Bond, which bonds are issued and secured by the Government, Ww and are redeemed in drawings FOUR TIMES ANNUALLY. until each and every bond is drawn with a larger or smaller Premium, Every bond must draw a prize, as there are NO BLANKS. ‘The three highest prizes amount to 200,000 FLORINS, and Bonds not drawing one of the above Prizes must draw a Premium of not less than The next drawing takes place on the RST OF JULY, 187 ¢ the first of and ev titled to the whole pr ‘Quvel town or closing $5 will onds for the next drawing For orders, circulars nation, address: INTERNATIONAL BANKING CO., 195 Chatham Square Bank Building, N.Y. City ESTABLISHED IN 1834 state you saw this in the English Puux. WHY IS IT? Why do the people crowd the rooms of the Colton Dental As sociation? Five Reasons, 1st—Because they originated the use of the gas. 2d—Vecause they have given it to 103,261 patients without a single accaent of failure 3d—Recause they do nothing but extract teeth, and constant practice enables ath—Beea city recommend their pati vem to do it in the best manner, 1¢ nearly all the best dentists in the to them, sth—ecause they make the gas feesh every day. (0. 19 Cooper Lastitute, N. ¥. COM 1ebooks-com