Puck — May 8, 1878 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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‘Tue Toledo Weekly Blade savagely denounces “biscuit” as the national gastric clog, the huge sporegerm of self-propagating and self- perpetuating dyspepsia; fat, soaked and jaun- diced with soda or saleratus; more indigestible than the sodden Jortil/as of the Mexican greas- ers.” Then it goes on and gives six recipes for making them. The Toledo Weekly Blade must be a reform paper.— Hawkeye. Tue large number of people who own the snuff-box that once belonged to Thomas Jeffer- son, will learn with sorrow that Thomas never carried a snuff-box.—Detroit Free Press. But each one of these snuff-boxes is the identical one that Jefferson would have owned, had he carried a snuff-box, and this fact should tone down the disappointment of the present own- ers.—Norr. Herald. Gat must have had them worse than usual, when he wrote to the Zimes thus: ‘Conkling has no more interlude to his hissing nature than a snake. The lightning of his unholy ambition has struck the temple of the man and - shivered it, and in the ruins sinister things have builded.” Can't some charitable fellow send Conkling an interlude, right away? — Fhil/a, Bulletin. Tue addition to the new City Hall now in process of construction, we presume, is intended to define the line of demarkation between the ring days and modern Tammany rule. The contrast between the plain and severe doric of the Ring and the ornate style of Kelly & Co., gives a striking sense of relief to the eye, what- ever it may do for the purse of the taxpayer.— N.Y. Mail. 7 ¥ AND YET BEING SOLD AS Gy COMPRESSED WORTHLESS DM 1; PELISCHMANN & COS, @ENOINE ARTICLE PORTRAITS, 37 Union Square, New York. ELEVATOR. PORTRAITS Madison Square, NEw yroR=E Highest Awards: PARIS, VIENNA & NEW YORK. BRANCH: Old Post Office Building, NASSAU ST., N. ¥. APOLLINARIS NATURAL Mineral Water, The Queen of Table Waters” HIGHLY EFFERVESCENT. . MILNER FOTHERGILL. London, “The i : A Kosp., ot , Wholesome, and abso olutely pure and free from ail the ©. 8., C. 8.1, Surgeon to wre Wholesome respiratory organs; agreeable and useful FREDERICK DE BARY & CO., 41 £43 Warren Street, NEW YORK. Sole Agents for United States and Canadas FOR SALE BY DEALERS, GROCERS AND DRUGGISTS. Evere genuine bottle bears the Yellow label. THE BLACK AND COLORED PRINTING INKS Usp on ratts Parer Ars MANUPACTURED BY FRED'K H. LEVEY & CO., PRINTING INK MANUFACTURERS, 32 Beckman Street, NEW YORK. PACHTMANN & MOELICH, g 363 CANAL ST, N. ¥., ffer great Bargains io WATCHES, DIAMONDS. JEWELRY, STER. LING SILVER AND TRIPLE PLATED TABLE WARES, WEDDING AND HOLIDAY GIFTS sn endless variety at close prices, Esramuisonep 1838, $S YOU CAN BUY A WHOLE Imperial Austrian Government Bond, ISSUE OF 1864, which bonds are issued and secured by the Government, and are redeemable in drawings FOUR TIMES ANNUALLY, until each and every bond is drawn, with a larger or smaller premium. Every boad must deaw a prize, as there are NO BLANKS. The three highest prizes amount to 200,000 FLORINS, 20,000 FLOR 15,000 FLORINS, and Bonds not drawing one of the above Prizes must draw a Premium of not less than 200 FLORINS. The next drawing takes place on the FIRST OF JUNE, 1878. and every Bond bought of us on or before the frst of J titled to the whole premium be thi Country orders sent in K ing $5 will secure one of these for the next drawing For circulars and other information address the INTERNATIONAL BANKING CO., Attantie Savings Bank Building, Te writing please state you saw this in the wien English Pucx., THE GREAT EUROPEAN NOVELTY. HUNYADI JANOS. The Best Natural Aperient. “1 have pre- swith remar- be rod to Pollna A Wineglassful a Dose. NSABLE TO THE TRAVELLING PUBLIC: aE RETh Senuigg bottle bears the name of Te Aroutinants Co, Fre@k De Bary & Co., 41.4 43 WARREN Street, NEW YORK, Sole Agents for the United States and Canada. FOR SALE BY DEALERS, GROCERS, AND DRUGGL ‘e ‘The Label on every genuine Bottle is printed oa TB! THE uNLI HUUSE IN THe UNITED SIAIEo WHERE HUNGARIAN WINES ARE SOLD, WHICH HAS BEEN AWARDED FOR “PURITY” AND “SUPERIOR QUALITY” BY THE CENTENNIAL COMMISSIONERS, 1876. No connection with any other House in the Unitcd States. WHY IS IT? Why do the people crowd the rooms of the Colton Dental As- sociation? Five Reasons. 1st—Because they originated the use of the gas, 2d—Recause they have given it to 103,261 patients without a single accident or failure 39—Because they do nothing but extract teeth, and constant practice enables them to do it ia the best manner, 4th—Because nearly all the best dentists in the ity recommend their patients to them. sth—Because they make the gas feesh every day. No. 19 Cooper Institute, N.Y. INK. IMEI, Pamphlet & Book Binder, 29 BEEKMAN STREET. Pamphlet binding of every description and Pass books for banks frsonal attention to everything entrusted to my care comicbooks.com