Puck — March 27, 1878 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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- remedies offered. Dr. Mary Waker is learning to handle her fists, and Roscoe Conkling is reported as being fond of boxing. Can’t some one arrange a sparring-match between the two?—Fiilade/phia Chronicle-Herald, For the past few days the sun has been shin- ing brightly in Philadelphia during the morn'ng, but in the afternoon it leaves here and goes to Washington to get a stroke at Jim Blaine.— Phil. Chi onicle-Herald. By general consent the Republicans in Con- gress seem to have abandoned the administra- tion to its fate—except when they wanta friend appointed to office.— Baltimore Gazette. Ir wasn’t until a Brooklyn youth had stabbed his girl that she found out that she loved him. Young man, if you are in love, here is an example for you.— Phil. Chronicle-Heraid. Waen you go home to dinner and find nice roast-lamb on your end of the table, you wouldn’t call it a lamb-and-table discovery, would you?— Zhey all do it, even the Norristown Herald. RanbE, the Illinois murderer, is assigned to the horse-collar department in the State prison at Joliet. Mistake. In the eternal fitness of things it ought to have been the halter depart- ment.—J. Y. Mail. PuivapevpHia has long been sneered at by the balance of the country, but now, by Hea- vens! she is about to be terribly avenged. This week she turns upon the world some 250 young doctors.— Phil. Chronicle-Herald. AN “intelligent” auctioneer ‘was selling a small marble statue, and when some one in the crowd asked him if it was sound he confidently replied that it was “‘ as good as the day it came out of the foundry.”—- Norristown Herald. ‘A Kansas judge has decided, inasmuch as the law considers a man and wife one, they are both entitled to admittance upon a ticket ad- mitting “One.” Should the Khedive of Egypt with his nine hundred wives visit Kansas, places of amusement there will be closed during his sojourn.— Norristown Williams, A New York clergyman anxiously inquires, “Will heaven be crowded?” Considering the fact that the person who is morally sure of getting there has a soul only abour the size of a warped bean, there is likely to be room for a large number of liberal-minded persons.— Fu/- ton Times, FRIEDRICHSHALL BITTER WATER. 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Havine completed all necessary arrangements, and in compliance with numerdus requests, the publishers and proprietors of Puck take pleasure in announcing that they have opened a GENERAL DESIGNING OFFICE, where the services of the best artists in America, including those of the dis- tinguished cartoonist, Mr. JOSEPH KEPPLER, are employed in furnishing all kinds of Illustrations, in the most perfect style, on short notice, and at reason- 3 able rates, The Theatrical Profession will find it to their especial advantage, in arranging for , LITHOGRAPHIC PORTRAITS, to apply at this office, where Mr. JoserH Keprver is in personal charge | of the department. Address, Puck Publishing Company, 13 N. WILLIAM ST., NEW YORK. comicbooks.com