Life — April 12, 1928 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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36 Before Shaving HINDS CREAM Eve ate the apple; And now woman pays. But why don’t They shed some tears For poor man Whose crop of whiskers Is ready for fight Each morning? Men! We’ve found a way To take the fight Clean out of beards Before you lather. Try Hinds Cream. Before you lather, rub in Hinds Cream vigor- ously for two or three seconds. You'll be sur- prised how it softens the beard! Then lather right over the Hinds Cream while itis still wet. Boy! what a clean, smooth, easy shave! z After shaving, rub in a little more Hinds Cream until your fin- gers cling. Your skin will feel soft and ree laxed all day. Afler Shaving HINDS CREAM LEHN & FINK, Inc. Sole Distributors Please send me a sample bottle of Hinds Honey and Almond Cream,so I can enjoy asmooth shave for once, Name...ccccccccceee Address... 20.0006 . ___This coupon not g20d after June, 129), Shave your face but save your aa Coda Turne’s little in taking or giving, There’s little in water or wine; This living, this living, this living Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle, And rest’s for a clam in a shell, So I'm thinking of throwing the battle— Would you kindly direct me to hell? —Dorothy Parker, in New York World. Memo. “Now,” said the professor when he had finished his lecture on the functioning of the memory, “I want to ask each mem- ber of the class to make a note of every point he has remembered. And those of you who can't remember any of the points will please jot down those you have forgotten."—Louisville Times. Tue British Government has decided to award George Bernard Shaw the Or- der of Merit. Mr. SI ll no doubt accept this faint praise with his custom- ary good nature. —Detroit News, Statement of the ownership, management, cir culation, ete. wired by the Act of Congress of August le of LIFE, published weekly at New York, for ‘Apel 1, 1928, State of New York, County of New York. ‘Before me, a notary ‘public in and for the State and county aforesaid, personally appeared Henry A. Richter, who having been duly sworn accord: ing to law, deposes and says that he is the business manager of LIFE, and that the follow- ing is, to the best of his knowledge and belief, a true Statement of the ownership, management, etc., of the aforesaid publication for the date shown in the above caption, required by the Act of August 24, 1912, embodied in section 411, Postal Laws and Regulations. To wit: (1) That the names and addresses of the publisher, editor, managing editor, and business manager are! Publisher, Life “Publishing, Co. $98 Madison Avenue, ‘New York, N. Y, Editor, Charles Dana Gibson, $98 Madison Avenue, New York, N.Y, Managing Editor, Robert E. Sherwood, $98 Madison Avenue, New York, N.Y. Busi: ess Manager, Henry A; Richter, $98 Madison Avenue, New York, N. Y. (2) That the own- ers are: Life Publishing Goma Avenue, New York, Charles Dana Gibson, New York, N. 3 Irene L. Gibson, $98 Madi son Avenue, New York, N. Y.;” Langhorne G ba $98 Madison Avenue, New York, Edw s.. Martin, $98 Madison Avenue, Now Yor lair’ Maxwell, $98 Madison Avenue, New yok, . Y. (3) That the known bondholders, mortgagees, and other security hold. ers owning or holding one per cent. or more of total amount of bonds, mortgages, or other securities are: None. (4) That the two para graphs next above, giving the names of the owners, stockholders, and security bolders, if any, contain not only the list of stockholders and’ security bolders as they appear upon the books of the company, but also in cases where the stockholder or security bolder appears upon the books of the company as trustee or in any other fiduciary relation, the name of the person or corperation for whom such trustee is Scting, is given; also that the said two paragraj Contain statements embracing 'afisnte” Tull Knowledge amd ‘belief aa, to. the circumstances and conditions under which stockholders and security holders who do not appear upon the books of the company as trustees, hold stock and securities in a capacity other than that of a bona fide owner; and this affant has no $98 Madison N ockholders: $98 Madison Avenue, reason to believe that any other person, associa- tion, or corporation has any interest direct or indirect in the said stock, bonds or other se- curities than as so stated by him. Henry A. Richter. (Signature of Business Manager.) Sworn to and subscril pefore, me this 1%h day of March, 1928, (Seal) J. N, Nay. Notary Public, New York County No. New York Register No. 8092" My commission expires March 30th,” 1928, To PARIS & ITALY Marseilles, Vienna, Trieste, Italy and Central Europe For a change—try this de luxe Southern Service to Paris, via Mar- seilles. World's fastest motor-ships to Paris, Vienna, Trieste, Rome, the Riviera and Central Europe. The last word in luxurious accom- modations and cuisine. Motor ferry service—drive on here, drive off at destination—no crating or packing: surprisingly economical rates. Send for brochure of interiors, descrip- | tions, rates, and sailing dates. 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