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This page contains primarily **advertisements and reader content**, not political satire. The main feature is "What One Happy Boy Is Going to Do with His Prize Money"—a humorous essay by 10-year-old Norman R. Jaffray describing how he won $10 in the magazine's "Alibi Contest" and plans to use it for a Hollywood studio tour. The joke is the boy's overwrought deliberation about a trivial sum, treating his minor prize as a momentous life decision. The "Ex Post Facto" section is a brief comedic debunking: a psychologist supposedly claimed kissing shortens life by three minutes; the author sarcastically notes that a 51-year-old married man would have died centuries ago if true. The remainder consists of ads for **Twinplex razor blade strops**, **Craven tobacco mixture**, California travel, and Missouri Pacific Lines—typical 1920s period advertising with testimonials emphasizing economy and reliability.

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: The time and the money you save : by stropping your blades : A will surprise you A NEW blade stropped on a Twinplex is much hater than just a new blade. It will shave you much more quickly. Strop it each time before you use itand it will last for shave after shave. The saving in blade money will total dollars before the year is over. Consider this— “Have been an enthusiastic user of the Twinplex since I was first introduced to one during the "Big Fracas.” We had one in our squad while over there and, believe me, it wasa life saver. As soon as I came home I bought my Twinplex and since then I have used but one package of blades. Have the last blade in the strop- a per now and expect to use it for some time to shave every gandtheold “are as tough asany of em.” (Signed) & F. J. Sheehan, Chicago, Illinois. You can imagine how much his saving in blades has amounted to. As for nprovement in the shave, here's your chance to see for yourself. Stropped NEW Blade Free Name your razor and we'll send you, free, a NEW blade stropped on a Twinplex. We would like to show you what real is, lers are authorized to sell you a ex on 30 days trial. If after four weeks of marvelous shaving youare willing to forego the comfort and economy you have enjoyed, give up your Twinplex and your money. If you can’t find the model you want, write us. TWINPLEX SALES CO. 1682 Locust Street, Saint Louis New York Montreal i Wwinple Life What One Happy Boy Is Going to Do with His Prize Money By Norman R. Jaffray (Age 10) (Epitor’s Note: No essay was re- quired for the Alibi Contest, but just try and stop this boy from writing one.) HEN I opened a “very mysteri- ous” envelope and drew from it a check for $10 and a letter an- nouncing my success in the Alibi Contest, you can imagine what I did first! That’s right: cashed it. But then what? Should I spend it on ies, or movie shows? A field- er’s mitt? A trip to Europe? A flying-machine? While I was still undecided, the next mail brought me an avalanche of letters. Some were appeals for money}; some were solicitations from various charitable organizations; some were letters of advice as to how I should spend the sum; and one letter was from—need I say it?— the dearest little girl in the world. After answering a few of the re- quests for autographed photos and testimonials praising various kinds of cigarettes and face-cream, I returned to my original speculation. Here 1 was, with the power to do good to some worthy charity, to make others share my happiness. It was indeed a momentous decision. At last, how- ever, I had made up my mind. With the $10 which my good for- tune has brought me, I intend to go to Hollywood and sce some of the real screen stars face to face, on a personally conducted tour of the big- gest studios, You, too, can win big money solv- ing Alibi Contests! Ex Post Facto Aw item going the round of the Kan- sas press recites the dubious fact that an eminent psychologist announces “every kiss shortens life three This is palpably absurd. writer, for instance, aged fifty one month and nineteen da who has been married now for a matter of thirty- four years. What with staple and fancy kissing, domestic and foreign, including kin at fifty per cent. off, if every kiss cost him three minutes of his life he would have been waiting impatiently for the undertaker six months before the Rev- olutionary War! It is such loose talk of scientists that disorganizes the rising generation and contributes to the increase of crime! —Emporia Gazette. ‘Tuere’s one thing about all those American marines landed in China, No officer stepped out in front of the boys and said: “Confucius, we are here.” —Edmonton (Alberta) Bulletin, A Londen “bobby anda busy corner of Trafalgar Square If you know your London— Gi you know Craven Mixture + favorite pipe tobacco of discrimin- ating Londoners since 1867. This famous blend + a pure, unadulter- ated, unflavored tobacco of the finest uality + deliciously mild + full of fragrance + can now be bought at your own tobacconist anywhere in the United States or Canada. For a liberal sample tin send ro¢ in stamps to American Office, Dept. [1], Carreras, Lrd., 220 Fifth Ave., New York City. ,. Craven MIXTURE Imported from London California via the Scenic Way West *QcENIC [IeiTED Thru the surpassing wonder- lands of Colorado, Royal Gorge and Utah. Stopover anywhere en route. Low round trip summer fares effective May 15. Write for new illustrated Cal- ifornia booklet. A.D. Bell Pass. Traf. Mgr., Mo. Pac. R. R. Co. Ry. Exch. Bldg. St. Louis, Mo. Please send illustrated literature tot Name. : Address a City and State comicbooks.com