Life — January 13, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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32 Commercial Candor (From the Houston Chronicle) 1925 HUDSON COACH New paint, trunk, bumpers, seat covers. This car won't last long— $875. Terms—No Brokerage. A. C. Burton & Co. 1400 Main. Preston 222 HERE'S one consolation for Har- vard graduates: they don’t have to stay awake nights worrying about the number of first string Princeton football players who will be eligible for the team this year. Arrtie's getting on in the big city Being up to the minute in the ways of the world, Artie knew, was the secretof makin the big town his oyster. So he got ahead. He cast away old-fashioned ideas—even the slipping, temper-raising, raiment-spoil- ing squeezer that wrung juice from citrus fruits with such reluctant awkwardness. Artie signed on the dotted line and got himself a Seald-Sweet Juice Extractor. So he is getting on in the big city. Without fuss or mess, without casualties, the sparkling nectar cataracts into a glass. 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Sweet Juice Extractor. $3.00—$3.25 1.30'and 36 Seald- weet Orange Of grape. fruit wrappers encl Name, Address. Life Rhymed Reviews The Orphan Angel By Elinor Wylie. Alfred A. Knopf IS bark was wrecked waves ran high; Yet She wasn’t really lost on The raging sea, but rescued by A Yankee ship and brought to Boston. when With David Butternut, in looks And deeds a masculine two-fister, He marched to rescue Silver Crooks,” A late-lamented shipmate’s sister. They didn’t really know her name, Her residence, her place nor sta- tion; They went to find her just the same Through slowly gathered infor- mation. And Shelley kept his princely air, The sudden trick of going bye-low. The women loved him everywhere. 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