Life — April 9, 1925 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Protect your gu save your teeth The Ruffian Riffian I envy the Riffian ruffian His life in the rufian Riff; it att tion ¥: , under the water: | The fellow gets dreadfully huffy in shaving, leaves line, so do the teeth The fractional part of a jiff. : under the gum-line. | If he thinks that a traveler Spanish is your skin inflamed If the gums shrink He sees—as the saying goes—red. JNGRAM'S Therapeutic Shaving from the tooth-base. | Compunction he instantly banishes Cream is made particularly for ious dangers result * The tecthare weak And off goes the traveler's head. you. It is more than a rapid |. They are loos beard softener—it prevents all ened. Theytrecxposed | ‘ brie foroahbaedecay The| They are very abrupt and importunate, after-shaving irritation and heals sae Cemeeloes tender These people that live in the Riff; troublesome little cuts. It leaves Whichbecome thedexr | A stranger may count himself fortunate your skin smooth, cool, invigor. aap del aonfomey If he isn’t knocked suddenly stiff. ated and refreshed. They disfigure the Their manners betray a rough crudity— Th ds of h mouth in proportion as They have a most sinister stare; jousands of men have told us they recede. They dress in approximat dity that it makes shaving a pleasure— Fothan'sprevents ths ade A ade taal heady no lo job to be dreaded. sum-decaycaledPy For it always is summer down there. BEEE'A JOD ko De Creacets rhea, whic! suit pat of Boa pao> If your druggist cannot supply you, send Garon of feo They lack every modern facility 50c. for the blue jar that contains six Use Forhan's every Which goes to the making of war, months of shaving comfort. Or send > . n two cent stamp for sample. } tccchbrushimesert;| But they show an amazing ability ° e | tooth wholesomeness. In spilling the enemy's gore. Tender qumspoa we | They utter their battle-cries heatedly tissues are hardened And their sound you would never | and vigored to support formets 438 Tenth St., Detroit, Mich. sound, unloosened Bets . Also Windsor, Canada teeth. The Spaniards have fought them repeat- Forhan’s is used as @ edly, Made derndice, thovah ne | But they never have licked them as yet. particularly for pecuhar gum. tissue tender skins ) action. I envy the Riffian ruffian yl = sad sero oa His life in the ruffian Riff; Ingram tusing | Forhan's He must find it humid and stuffy in athe pap bh congue device | "His country, but what fs the diff? Shaving Cream | tresemens. He thinks that a battle is glorious— ay Baas That there's nothing so fine as a fight, es in the United And as long as he's always victorious j sais The fellow is probably right. weess aslemts'ys —James J. Montague, in rH New York Herald Tribune. 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