Life, 1923-03-29 · page 35 of 40
Life — March 29, 1923 — page 35: what you’re looking at
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This page contains three distinct elements: **"Topping Mt. Tanier"** is a humorous mountaineering narrative satirizing both adventure literature and modern conveniences. The narrator climbs a peak using a compressed helium cylinder to reduce his weight, allowing him to outpace professional guides—a joke mocking the pretension that technology can replace skill or genuine achievement. The ironic ending notes that while mountaineers enjoy heated comfort, people below lack coal during winter. **The Formamint advertisement** promotes "germ-killing throat tablets," reflecting early 20th-century anxieties about infection and the era's enthusiasm for preventative medicine as scientific progress. **"Sure Relief" and "Lines to a Village Gossip"** are separate advertisements and light verse, typical of Life's satirical magazine format. The page's humor relies on exaggeration and the incongruity of applying modern technology to traditional pursuits—a common theme in 1920s satire about technological hubris.
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Topping Mt. Tanier (Continued from page 16) will emerge perfectly preserved at the foot of the glacier in approxi- mately one hundred and sixty years. Anyone doubting this statement is invited to prove it. \t noon we had made such prog- ress that we decided to strike for the summit. We found no faults at this level and the rope was discarded, the climb soon resolving itself into a race Here I must confess to an advantage. In my knapsack was an aluminum cylinder of compressed helium-gas which so decreased my weight that I soon outstripped my fel The guides were amazed. Ever and anon I would wait for them, meanwhile rousing the echoes with my yodel or by singing “Upidee.” dusk we reached the crater, which bore a striking resemblance to the Yale Bowl after a blizzard. De- scending within it we found shelter in an ice cave still warmed by the primal fires which had_ originally formed this great dome. How odd it ed to think that my friends in the world below were suffering from lack of coal while I slept in a steam- heated apartment high above the note of the last trolley car. \Ve were astir at daybreak to view the sunrise. Unfortunately the day was overcast. Clouds had gathered during the night and we gazed down on what looked like a superfluous amount of cotton waste. Thus we saw what is seen by most mountain climbers, absolutely nothing. A few moments later I sounded the “re- treat” on my yodel, and turned the spigot of my helium cylinder, and we were soon sliding merrily home- ward, our way being easily traced by the bits of equipment discarded on the previous day. sec Witat's your opinion of civili- zation?” t's a good idea. Somebody ought tart it.” Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION ) to niles 6 BELLANs | Hot water 25¢ ann 75¢ PACKAGES EVERYWHERE Prevention, - "| Disease germs in the throat can be actually killed be- fore they reach a dangerous stage of development. rather than cure, * is the keynote of modern medicine Se a great educator in a recent address before a prominent college of medicine: “Medicine has changed. - For centuries it was curative, and is now preventative.” We may well ask ourselves what steps we are taking to prevent the entrance of disease germs through the throat—the por- tal of our system. We should be as zealous— even more so—in maintaining the health and cleanliness of our throat, as in caring for any other part of the body. It is through the throat that man’s greatest enemy, the germ of in- fection, seeks to invade the sys- tem. That is why years ago, a physician gave us Formamint, the gernvkilling throat tablet. It is indeed a pleasant tast- ing tablet. Dissolving slowly in the mouth, it sets free a power’ ful, yet harmless germicide that mixes with the saliva, thus penetrating every nook and crevice of the throat, searching out and destroying the germs of infection. Today, science recognizes in Formamint, a reliable means of prevention,and physiciansurge its regular use for all throat troubles involving infection. ormamint GERM-KILLING THROAT TABLETS Formamint is our Trademark—It identifies our product To acquaint you with Formamint we will send a tri cost of mailing Tube on receipt of 4c in scamps, to defray the Address The Bauer Chemical Co., 118West Eighteenth Street, New York City, N. Y. ~ Lines to a Village Gossip You told my wife—perhaps the truth ; But who are you to judge my habits? You're old youth ; Why on my time should you keep tab? It’s True my conscience wasn’t clear, Arriving at a time when few stir; But when I said, “Just midnight, dear,” Why did you crow, Rooster ? and crabbed; I have Misguided W. D. “Isn't it remarkable what they are finding in Tut-ankh-Amen’s “Yes, and there, at least, one is sure that the furniture is antique.” —L' Illustration (Paris). comicbooks.com