Life — March 23, 1922 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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LIFE - “Whose ' Bir thday comes this month? i - “Lock fle ToBAccoly JameL qicu sence, “LOUE | iN KEEPS TOBACCO RIGHT! § -.." Novel closing device does | fy i!" A . ‘ away with snaps, but hole “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” ee strings. Keeps pocket clear’ | i F . lade from. soft. leathers; jokes. When the first airplane was expected compact, handy, good look: troduci in a little Red River town many persons ing. Sold at drug, * lessly gathered to sce it land on the sand bar. leather lessl Near the edge of the crowd stood a | publica black mammy and Uncle George, a little | If your dealer | fp all set old darky with a fringe of white whiskers | : sanretl Ei ne pit around his gentle, wrinkled face. | Wasend $1.25 as is i As the plane appeared in the distant for most “WI sky Aunt Amelia rocked her huge body | ae |back and forth in true camp-meeting Genuine Suede ml he ex] style and, beating her hands in time to Rubber Lined. of a her swaying, cried: “Thank de Lord! Made and Fully Guaranteed by cted Thank de Lord!” F. S, MILLS CO., Inc., Gloversville, N. Y. pee Uncle George gazed up in silence until = introd the wonder came very near, then, raising fashio his trembling hands devoutly, he jashio claimed, “I's ninety years old ‘and dat's | de onliest piece of God’s furniture I ebber} Peterson came home from the b: nquet Test see.”—Harper’s. blissfully unconscious that some of his wae : 35 friends had fastened a menu card on the BC” Not Known |back of his coat. neces: She had purchased some goods on the |, ¢¥h¥4 Peter!” said his wife. “What's BE upon hire-purchase system, but shortly after- |@tyau ve. gat on your bac mark wards her finances gave out, and the pay-|_ _“S!” said he, removing the card. “Only os thentsto thé dealer ceased! *~ la table of contents, my dear.” ntiee, aoe f, —Klods-Hans (Copenhagen). may In due course came a letter from the het firm, demanding the money. This is her ihe DI The Happy Ending a frie R = parat In answer to your letter, I RAN 4 scribe , as I do not live’ ‘ here now.—Yours, - ncy Woro.” . pacer rs (London). | i ov . ofa NLESS you want to. A Mere Quibble | : ‘ expe Your calendar is a con- A lawyer advised his client to plead the stant reminder of the guilty and go to the penitentiary. geoull | edito A . have plenty to eat there, with clothes and | { « days on which your friends | lodging. You can sleep nights instead of asi expect to hear from you with roving around if the dark to find an_un- grow a message of love and good locked stable. The only drawback about = a dulla wishes. ie penitentiary is that sentiment is against . but what is sentiment to a man who frocl |steale’ horses for a living? tee —Norfolk Virginian-Pilot. aca Hazardous Risk ° a sh | Lazy Luke: It tells here in de paper about a guy what was murdered in his wardrobe, | Nervous Nev: Oh, dat’s turrible. An’ to t'ink dat I’m sittin’ right in de middle of mine at dis moment! TO BLUSH UNSEEN this month for the birthday —American Legion Weekly. cead are. less ottenive shan’ the slays i : td that they let us see.” greetings, the wedding ann The Buck Passes the Buck “That's true—but it’s much more fun versaries and other anniver- to blush in a secret nook than in : | AenpieavEaitien, Sock ‘Shie saries of those dear t ‘ou, An Americanization incident of _ the Pu ~ es of thos PEO vou West is related: A Piute Indian with a La Vie Parisienne. and endear yourself to them. stick and white paint raised a dollar bill and passed it on a Chinaman who paid a | Remember that in gambling debt to an American with it. e Ew bh es The American was arrested. u re e le a ew hours ne —New York Morning Telegraph. = owers may be . delivered by tele- Pipe Down! FOR INDIGESTION graph to any ad- Carrain: Stop smoking. Can't you see mT) ‘ dress inthe United we're becalmed aa . io ‘od } BELLANS : ECKHAND?: hats smoking got to do - ‘0 States and Canada with i? . ® sere \ INDIGESTION m by the Florists’ Captain: It’s bad for the wind. \\_ an y Telseaphic. De- —Stanford Chaparral. 6 Bei -ANS “ livery Service. Hot water = Pror. A, R. Hatton of Western Reserve University specializes in politics. He = Sure Relief says, “A good reformer must have the sense of time of a geolo; Be This may be copied anywhere on the planet and it will t.—Christian Register. 25¢ ano 75¢ PACKAGES EVERYWHERE ff =. comicbooks.com