Life — March 2, 1922 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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In spects, indeed, the public is like who has been taught a lot of names, and repeats them with of innocence,-untouched either ess or drivel. it advance was made by vriter who made the discovery tead of writing of the sex emo- imaginary characters, it was nd (for one’s immediate ) much more effective, to write The fact that her own vtions were no different from f any other woman since the e, made of course no difference. ublic, ever seeking novelty, it was getting something new. feels to have a baby is known body who has had one, and is n to those who haven't, and no of intimate description makes ny wiser. The machinery of ny, starting from the first sigh, the business of infant baptism, this time fairly well known. is no objection, of course, to it rewritten by experienced But when it is removed from wing room to the barn yard, the is not edifying; especially when k-to-the-farm movement, which vught to be encouraged, falls on ill ears. one asy, rself. Brotherhood of iarkably Man fine butler you have, t he: Treats us just as if we iembers of his family. What are the colors of the the Irish Free State? Black and blue, I suppose. - LIFE .- Anything to Oblige “Saw man on street today who had a scar on his face resembling a question mark. (What an idea for a story!)"”—Writer’ HAT an idea indeed! When first we read the above, it turned over and over in our mind. Finally, it fell right off on a subway platform. Saw a man with a scar on his face like a question mark,” we informed a liveried attendant of the Interborough. “Yeah,” replied the guard, much to our delicate surprise. “I must a did it.” “You!” we exclaimed. “How?” “Well,” he said, was rush hour —see? This guy comes along with one of them di’mond tie pins shaped like a Monthly, question mark—see? Great big thing —looked like the front of a Broadway local. ‘Gee,’ sez I to meself, ‘that looks dangerous, a big hunka glass like that runnin’ around loose.’ So kinda to prove it to meself, when they was all millin’ to get into a express, I shoved another guy’s face into it. I guess I was right. They oughtn't to wear them things.” kk OF And there’s your story. H.W. H. Articular Rheumatism The following intensely interesting case was de- scribed in a recent issue of a well-known medical journal, the name of which will be sent to anyone on request. “A patient came to me some time ago, who had long suffered from an arthritis deformans (a type of articu- lar rheumatism,) which especially in- volved the right hand, “The joints had enlarged and the fingers contracted until the hand was practically useless. 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