Life — October 14, 1920 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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No Bump of Location Left Just before the St. Mihiel show the Ger- mans blew up an ammunition dump near a company of Yanks. It was reported that there was a large quantity of gas shells in the dump, and as soon as the explosions began the Americans immediately made themselves scarce with great rapidity. When the danger had passed all started drifting back with the exception of one man who did not appear till the next day. Well, where you been?” demanded the top kick, eyeing him coldly “Sergeant,” replied the other earnestly, “1 don't know where I been, but I give you my word I been all day gettin’ back.” American Legion Weekly. Finding Himself The other day when the beach. was crowded, a small boy, looking rather be- wildered, approached a police officer and said, “Please, sir, have yot seen anything of a lady around here?” “Why, yes,” answered the officer, “I've seen several.” “Well, have you seen any without a little boy?” Ye" “Well,” said the little chap as a relieved look crossed his face, “I'm the little -boy. Where's the lady? "—Boston Transcript, Nurse: 1 pox't KNOW WILY You'RE cRY- ING, YOU HAVE A NICE NEW LITTLE SISTER, Only Son (who already has four sisters) VES, DARN PER! NOW I'LL MAVE To TEND THE FURNACE ALL MY LIFE, An Ominous Sign When the guest from the West had te ported all the recent births Jeaths and marriages back home, and they had reached dessert, they fell to discussing these immoral times. “ We're getting too Frenchy, that's wh sniffed the guest, a quaint little kindergar ten teacher from Omaha, to be exact, *“f ail came with the war. Too much ‘grande passion, as they say over there, too much e:ernal triangle, too many inities. And, my dear,” with a gesture, ‘cally spread. ing West. Why, even in Omaha —would you believe it?—they've begun to serve French pastry regularly!” —Ne York Evening Sun. His Romance “Why does your hired man spend so muck time standing by the railroad tracks?” “ Hoping for history to repeat “That is the exact spot he was standing in when a chorus girl on a train waved het hand to him last sum —Lonisville Courier-Journal Mates Solomon decided to stay ashore. ce the government lets wives of ship aptains sail with their husbands, the last refuge is gone,” he moaned. * —Sun and New York Herald, Mornen: Is Johnny well yet? Litrte Dick: I think so. 1! heard his mother scoldin’ him this morning. — Answers, i y. simultancously in the United States, Great Britain, nd British Possessions, ‘litle registered in U. S, Patent Office. $5.00 a year Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.60 a year; Single current co 15 cents, Back numbers, after three months date of publ ues prior to 1910 ont of print The text and illustrations in Lave arc copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain apply to Lire, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E. C., England, The foreign trade supplied f-om Lire’s London Office, Rolls House, Breaxs 3 ings, London, E. C. Canadian distrilutor, J. R. Tanguay, 386-388 St. Janes Montreal, Canada, No contributions will be returned unless accompan’ envelope. does not hold itself responsible for the licited contributions, Notice of change of address should reach this office two weeks prior to the é issue to be affected. ACTION —with the New StrombergCar- buretor is as quick as thought. rush of power instantly fol. tewithedcasas ‘on your engine, i finestedee. On the talc Cheked borlenssdar cout in the open stretches, you are master, You can slow down to's tip oace—eurge aed a expe = cut, af will — your Satin bender enmtes. tn addin to tha Ae NR af CAS LANA Toallay coughs, to soothe 1 irritated throats and annoys colds, depend upon Piso's # rompt use protects you by Ceeping little ills from beco ing great. Buy Piso’s today: have it in the house ready instant aid. It contaiss® opiate—it and old. 35Se at your druggist’s New | TROMBERG Does it! | CARBURETOR