Life, 1919-06-26 · page 30 of 43
Life — June 26, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at
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This page contains multiple satirical pieces and advertisements from early 20th-century Life magazine. **"Aut Scissors/Aut Nullus"** features three brief humorous anecdotes: a story about a French soldier's philosophy on meals, a cabman's tribute to steady fares, and a minister's unflattering portrait drawn by a child. **The main cartoon** depicts a WWI soldier returning home, likely referencing post-war repatriation. The "Germany Starts Home from Versailles" caption suggests commentary on post-Treaty of Versailles conditions. **"Life Savers" advertisement** dominates the lower half, using automobile repair metaphors ("dust in your in-take," "transmission-case," "blowout") to market the candy's hole design as practical and distinctive. This clever copywriting equates the candy's puncture-proof hole with automotive durability—a modern, relatable reference for readers of that era. The page blends satire with consumer messaging typical of Life's editorial-advertising mix.
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