Life — January 4, 1917 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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L IFE BONE 1 BURIED” Historical > IR GERMANY: Jase don't take this too seriously, re dreadfully angry about the way Jered some of our best cit- Won't you please tell us what g to do about it? U.S. s received. Much obliged. Will Grratan We think you are and humane, ete., but s received. onside . we wish you would make up to do something. Don't get so excited. We're not in business for our health. re, old GerMany, tand— Dear e back x ripe a received. Perhaps you don't ua- speech To the Tropics . A Cruise The American Express Travel Department Ancouces Two specially arranged cruises to the WEST. INDIES siting Cubs, Jamaica, Paname, Coste Ri 24 Restful B ter the romantic American Tropics ___, Steamers sailing under the American Flag Special itinerary Numerous shore excursions Tirst Cruises danun Second Crutse: $290 and upwards Ask for booklet AME Breabwer Nee tou Ga”, roadway, New Yor ‘Philadelehia Boston "Chicago, San Francisce Ssolitely,, Removes ndigestion. One package oves it. 25c at all druggists. PIERCE-ARROW LOCOMOBILE HUDSON derstand our language, but it’s beautiful, This means business. isn’t it? Dear U. S.: We didn't mean to do anything un- What area few American babies P —between friends? friendly. Dear Germany: This is the last call. Why many of the most prominent cars use Top Material as Standard Equipment OU who have driven a car know how wretched some tops look after a few weeks’ wear. You also know the solid dis- comfort of sitting under a top that leaks. Gesning| PANTASOTE, gy body is protecting 200.000 ‘owners of 200,000 cari recognized os the quality top ‘material we as besinning of the Actomobile indastry—the frst in the held and still leading through sheer merit. The merit lies ma used in making Pa compound is impervi in the secret composition This secret and exclusive to the blistering of the § —zero weather. It possesses unique properties which prevent it from leaking, cracking, chipping and pecling—faults that are common with cheaper materials Te is the best insurance that your car will continue look new and clean and fresh long after it has left the showroom. And that, after a ‘ou want and what you are entitled to on a purchase which runs into a thousand dollars or more! The cars shown in this advertisement are s have adopted PANTASOTE as standard 4 is in itself a guarantee of quality. It is nufacturers of these cars are make i s effort to give you qual- Touse nas | cM ASOTE. costs more than tage on any other top material in correspo: MATERIAL NOT TI top material in corresy ing pattern, which AVOID MISREPRESENTATION even though it be unintentional. Look for this label_on tops represented as PANTASOTE. 1S A PENAL OFFENse Send for a copy of “What's What in Top Materials.”* rious materials used for covering tops THE PANTASOTE COMPANY 1703 Bowling Green Building New York City Dear U.S U.S. But why in the of course. yourself plain . S—W ships ,to-d. GEastany: upon them; but thought you were bluffing. of course you REO 1917-SIX PAIGE-STRATFORD @ WESTCOTT We'll comply with your request at once, didn’t you make beginning? We GERMANY, are sinking a couple of y with some of your people won't mind a little thing like that. Unless you re- spect our rights, make good for what you've done and gnarantee to be decent in the future we'll put up our finger at you, Is that plain? U.S. “Dogs your husband go out to smoke between the acts?” “No, he comes in to watch the play between drinks,"—Froth,