Life, 1916-12-28 · page 33 of 41
Life — December 28, 1916 — page 33: what you’re looking at
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The small cartoon at top left depicts a wooden figure (a doll or puppet) with raised arms, flanked by two smaller figures in formal dress. The caption "Their Wooden Wedding" is a pun referencing the traditional "wooden anniversary" (fifth wedding anniversary). The satire likely mocks either an actual celebrity wedding of the era or — more probably — critiques artificial, emotionless marriages or relationships lacking genuine feeling. The wooden figures suggest lifelessness and inauthenticity. Without identifying the specific individuals caricatured, the joke relies on contemporary readers recognizing who was being ridiculed. The remainder of the page consists primarily of book reviews and advertisements (Virginia Hot Springs resort, Horlick's Malted Milk), with no additional political or satirical content visible.
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THEIR WOODEN WEDDING The Latest Books (Continued from page 1197) effectively feline arraignment of the revenue-creating organization of the Methodist Church. It is without form, but by no means void, for it gives con- stant play to Mrs. Harris's gift of witty and probing comment on life. T is amusing how many bated-breath inquiries (as of those toying with in- stant damnation) one hears about Moore's “ The Brook Kerith,” and how undisturbedly an oppesite approach to the same inquiry, quietly conducted by Wil- | liam Dean Howells in “The Leather- wood God” (Century, $1.35), is accepted. The latter is a homely fiction based on a historical happening in the backwoods of 1820 Ohio, where a wandering im- postor set himself up as God, and was | passionately believed in by a large part | of the community. Mr. Howells makes a very human tale of it, with the life of the frontier and its near horizons inti- mately realizable. But only those who never read between the lines can miss the story's essential concern with the psychology of all human messiah-faith. O one of the many football books published in America has had more of the genuine, after-midnight, reunion- reminiscent spirit in it than the big, fat volume called “ Football Days” (Moffat, Yard, $2.50), just published by “ Big Bill” Edwards (William H. in non-foot- ball circles) of the Princeton ‘Varsity of the later nineties, The author’s own football autobiography is here, as well as a vast amount of personal post-graduate knowledge of the game and its foremost players, and of the garnered recollections and anecdotings of other veterans. The book most happily combines the infor- mality of intimate talk with a Homeric suggestion of paraded heroes. J. B. Kerfoot. In Winter— The only place in America where a cure can be just as comfortably as in the Spring, Summer or Fall. At no other place can there be found such ideal conditions for rest, recreation and recup- eration with environments that leave nothing to be desired. No pains are spared to make The Homestead even more attractive in the winter than at other seasons. The well known standard of equipment and of service is maintained throughout the year. Situated 2,500 feet above sea level—Never any extremes—Agreeable mornings, cloudless skies, balmy noons, wonderful and incomparable sunsets— Magnificent vistas—spacious rooms, corridors and verandahs.” *) Famous Healing Waters Truly Wonderful—Naturally Heated—106° In the waters at Hot Springs is found more radio activity than at any place in the wor! fact so fraught with importance that it is almost startling to suffering humanity. At none of the celebrated places in Europe are the natural waters so red with all their gases and other health giving qualities—At no other place is the temperature bed for hot baths, that at which the water actually emerges from the earth in the natural springs. The famous Spout Bath for Gout, Rheumatism, Ner- vous Sciatica, Nervous Prostration, Liver Troubles and Old Joint Injuries. Modern and complete bath equip- ment—Swedish Gymnastics, Massage and Hot Air Treat- ments—Needle, Spray, Electric, Medicated and other Baths—Physicians of | international reputation—Expe- rienced and careful attendants. f The Bath House is connected with the Hotel by an orate, | sunlighted viaduct, so that the bather may go to and from his room| without outside exposure. kt The Homestead Book A lifelike photographic description of the Homestead Hotel and A itsout ings, in natural colors._ It tells of the 300 rooms—excellent cuisine—it le drinking water— attractive ballroom—fascinat- ing drives—interesting trails and bridle paths—Golf courses and Tennis Courts. This book, together with the treatises on the therapeutic value of the waters, should be read by everyone looking for an ideal winter resort for rest, recuperation and recreation, We will gladly send copies upon request. H. ALBERT, Resident Manager, Hot Springs, Va. Booking Officer—Rite-Carlton Hotels, New York, Philadelphia REET ad Sc REISY RE TS gy MI Nourishing licious Sy Digestible Pie merit ager SS .The powder dissolves in water. Rich Milk, Malted grain extract in powder. For Infants, Invalids and growing children. Pure nutrition, upbuilding the whole body. Invigorates nursing mothers, and the aged. Needs | At the Fountain HAT do you think of the Pulitzer fountain ? I'm getting used to it, and that wor- It’s like etting used to the war ries me, One ought not to. He ought to keep right on shuddering and protesting. I'm afraid I'll get to like the fountain, and that that will mean debauched taste, just as get- ting used to the war means debauched moral sense. They're both awfully big, How do vou like it? it on hand. rink for all ages. no cooking—Kee; The Original Food- More nourishing than te: In the home, or at Hote Cc Substitutes cost YOU Same Price. | coffee, etc. Fy a aren't they? - comicbooks.com